What CAR is your BIKE most like...
What CAR is your BIKE most like...
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yellowjack

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18,452 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Following on from this thread... http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... ...in which the OP was looking to buy a 'cheapish bike', he used the analogy: " I would be looking at the Dacia Duster or Skoda Octavia of the bike world", so I thought I'd pose the question...

Knowing the characteristics of YOUR bike, which car, current, or classic, would you compare it to, and why?

I'll start with my Falcon Pro-Line (bought new for £230 in April 1997)...


...which I would compare to one of it's contemporaries in terms of age...


...the humble Ford Mondeo.

Mostly used for commuting, shopping, and occasional days out. Reliable(up to now), unmodified, and running on mostly original components, it's now seen better days, with rims slightly out of true, fading brakes, gear selection issues, and some worrying wear to the bearings in the steering system.

Your turn...

Steve vRS

5,395 posts

270 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Giant Defy 1 - Golf GTi
The engine - FSO Polonez

Steve

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I think the Cervelo is a Bentley Continental GT. Its fast, its comfortable, its overpriced and everyone thinks the owner is a cock.

The Cotic BFe is a an old school Mercedes G-Wagen. A bit primative, not quite the perfect off roader but not far off...

The Saracen Hardtrax is similar to my first car, a mk3 Fiesta, old, rusty, from the 80s, needs some tlc but its never going to get any....

I have recently acquired an old Specilased Hardrock as well, its heavy (33lbs!!!) and slow, its supposed to be an offroader but its not even close, it can be one of those hidieous Rover Streetwise things with the plastic exterior trim and raised suspension...

My old Boardman was a Vauxhall VX220, great fun, fast, better than people would ever admit but let down by the badge association.

yellowjack

Original Poster:

18,452 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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clap

Excellent so far, exactly what I had in mind when I started the thread.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

181 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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My BMC SR01 is quite a lot like my MR2 Roadster.

No roof, top of entry level market handles nicely enough, though the engine isn't anything to write home about smile

Rob_T

1,916 posts

280 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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oooooooooh what a super duper thread.... for me, my Yeti 575:




is like one of these


donfisher

793 posts

195 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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My CAAD9 is like a modern 911 GT3 but owner specced with a sunroof, aircon, full interior, no cage, a stereo and 16” steel wheels. The engine is akin to that low compression 2.0L from a Pinto. Large, heavy, basic and producing precious little power.

My Kirk Revolution is like one of those small volume British sports cars from the 90s, perhaps a Marcos Mantara. Challenging looks, questionable build quality and has required near constant attention to keep it operable. Engine – Rover V8 – for the same reasons as above.

benny.c

3,775 posts

236 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I see my Spesh Allez as a BMW E90 320D. Good at what it does without being spectacular and the unimaginative choice.

My Orange Crush, not sure really. Will have to think about that one.

Raven Flyer

1,645 posts

253 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I have one of these...



which thinks it is one of these...


joema

2,754 posts

208 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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my downhill bike is like my golf II. In bits

Rouleur

7,416 posts

218 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Cervelo S1 = GT3 RS
Orange 5 = Defender
Langster = Civic 1.6

nottusleinad

486 posts

191 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I have one of these...




that should be one of these...




but in reality is one of these because of the old, broken engine...


P-Jay

11,405 posts

220 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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My Spicy (316) is like a 335i (I'll avoid the obvious comparison with a 316i, it's much nicer than that) it's fast and capable, but not terribly exciting to look at and you see them everywhere, the preceding (and sadly stolen) 516 was more like an M3, largely the same thing, slightly flasher to look at and cost 50% more for 5% more performance.

My old Enduro was like a clubman series saloon racer, very few original parts, held together with hope and best wishes and still able to go like hell.

My Cover Shocker was like a Group B rally car, very loud and brash and a total, total pig to ride unless you were totally committed and capable, more capable than me.

2volvos

660 posts

230 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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I like to think that my 70s Peugeot...



is one of these...





but I think in reality it is one of these...



And my GT Aggressor hard tail is a Ford F-150 pick up!

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

170 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Haha

My Boardman Comp reminds me of my old VX220 - cheap, lightweight (but not super lightweight) and nimble.

My Cube Acid, by comparison, is like an Impreza - big, heavy, but loves being thrown around.

Both have a knackered two stroke engine.

Simond S

4,519 posts

306 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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My



is one of these...



smile

HurryUpAndWait

1,003 posts

232 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Simond S said:
My



is one of these...



smile
Supercharged 300, or normally aspirated 160bhp?

Simond S

4,519 posts

306 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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HurryUpAndWait said:
Simond S said:
My



is one of these...



smile
Supercharged 300, or normally aspirated 160bhp?
Asthmatic when I ride it, supercharged when my mate uses it.

Bike has quite a few KOM on Strava, I have none!

otolith

68,879 posts

233 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Aluminium and composite construction, fairly light. I probably need to fit the Elise with a 2CV engine to get equivalence.

louiebaby

10,955 posts

220 months

Wednesday 10th April 2013
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Good thread!

I've got a 2012 Giant 29er, but it's pretty basic. It's a bit like a 4wd Ford Kuga, in that it will soft-road, but you wouldn't want to do anything too exciting on it.

I've also got a 2011 Trek 2.3 Road Bike, which looks like a roadie, but is modified a bit to be more resilient due to my build and the length of rides I like to do. So it's a GT that looks like a racer. So BMW 330d with an M3 body kit?

I'm also about to get a Brompton, but with lightweight titanium bits on it. Maybe it's a bit like a one of those Japanese Kei cars, with the boost turned up to 11.

Either way, the engine in all bikes is more theirsty diesel than anything else. I use a lot of fuel and plod along dependably, yet not spectacularly quickly!