why....Why.....WHY....WHY!!!!!!...
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..is it that people who drive nice sporty numbers drive them like they are in Nissan Micra!
I was driving along minding my own business when a guy in a BMW 325 comes racing up my arse, we are in a 30mph limit, and is about a nats dick away from my bumper.
I gesticulate wildly in the rear view mirror - while hoping he is not to big and evil - and he follows me to the petrol station.
It turn out he is a weedy turd, and I will get my revenge.
I wait for him to get back to his car and pull out in front of him - immature?, irresponsible?. Yes. Fun, most definitely! - he soon overtakes me, with more no fingered waving from me, and speeds off with me in hot(ish) pursuit. He soon get stuck behind a numpty and we wait for said numpt' to turn off.
He speeds off again but I soon catch up and as luck would have it we are approaching my fav' little twisty flick (its on the road from the Macd'/BP garage on the A505 when you turn right at the main roundabout heading towards the A11) and he slows down (girl). I catch him up and have to break as I would embed myself in his bumper, on to the next mini-roundabout (finger in mouth - Dr Evil) and again Mr numpty-big-girls-blouse slows down to almost a reverse pace!
Ok, so I am a bit jealous that he had a nice BM, but why drive it like that when you drive so aggressively to start with?
In case you are wondering I was not in my GTIR, I was in my other "super salon" (yes, that's spelt right) the 1989 Escort 1.6GL wobbly machine!
rant over, god bless all men, and women.
I was driving along minding my own business when a guy in a BMW 325 comes racing up my arse, we are in a 30mph limit, and is about a nats dick away from my bumper.
I gesticulate wildly in the rear view mirror - while hoping he is not to big and evil - and he follows me to the petrol station.
It turn out he is a weedy turd, and I will get my revenge.
I wait for him to get back to his car and pull out in front of him - immature?, irresponsible?. Yes. Fun, most definitely! - he soon overtakes me, with more no fingered waving from me, and speeds off with me in hot(ish) pursuit. He soon get stuck behind a numpty and we wait for said numpt' to turn off.
He speeds off again but I soon catch up and as luck would have it we are approaching my fav' little twisty flick (its on the road from the Macd'/BP garage on the A505 when you turn right at the main roundabout heading towards the A11) and he slows down (girl). I catch him up and have to break as I would embed myself in his bumper, on to the next mini-roundabout (finger in mouth - Dr Evil) and again Mr numpty-big-girls-blouse slows down to almost a reverse pace!
Ok, so I am a bit jealous that he had a nice BM, but why drive it like that when you drive so aggressively to start with?
In case you are wondering I was not in my GTIR, I was in my other "super salon" (yes, that's spelt right) the 1989 Escort 1.6GL wobbly machine!
rant over, god bless all men, and women.
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