A late entry in the loosest women competition!
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Very!!! - Short term fun - She was a trainee accountant at the last place I worked - I bailed when she wanted emotional involvement!! (typical male I know but I made that clear from day one)
She talked about this when I was with her but I didn't think she had it in her - Fair play!! Probably earns more than all of us lot now!!!!!
She talked about this when I was with her but I didn't think she had it in her - Fair play!! Probably earns more than all of us lot now!!!!!
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A mate & I went for lunch and were chatted up by a girl who it later transpired is a stripper. He invites her to join us for Sushi, she does but didn't eat as she claimed "she didn't like Chinese food, she has eaten it before and doesn't like it." We didn't bother to explain it was Japanese, but asked at what kind of restaurant she did like to eat at "Indian, Thai or what?".
"No none of that" was her reply.
"What then? Fish and chips" my mate asked.
"No. Biscuits and em......em.. I like McDonalds"
I was in stitches, you really had to be there. She asked what we did for a living to afford such a nice car etc and I replied that I was "A professional assassin", in an obviously joking way.
She replied (being serious) "Oh thats nice, what does that entail then?"
I told her "reconnaissance, cleaning, negotiating etc."
Anyway, we took my mates car to drop some things off and she came along for the ride too (mines a two seater). Five minutes down the road my mate asks half jokingly whether she has any scars on her implants. So she lifts her top up and reveals all.... It was so embarrasing...
Then she starts to go on about how she likes to see two men getting it on etc... and we explain that she can that shit out of her head quick time.
She says "I am up for anything and so should you guys be."
My mate pulls the car over and she proceeds to kiss him etc (she has the most ****ed up teeth I have ever seen, her mouth was just totally ****ed!).She also has the most nasty body with stretch marks everywhere. I feel sick at this point and leave the car. I return about 10 mins later and she has just completed giving him a BJ, but she was soooooo sick she wipes it all over her chest etc. Once he's "emptied" he feels pretty sick too and wants to just drop her off, I suggest that at least he should drop her home. She gets all offensive and says she feels cheap etc, WTF did she expect? She says that she will "knock him out" and does he want to have a go etc!!! I was so shocked.
What a freak. To be honest at first with her clothes on and without sight of her mouth she didn't look so bad.
Sorry guys (and Ted) I had to change username so that I wouldn't give my mate away as my girl knows his and *may* view this site (doubt it but can't be sure). She would probably know it was me as there are some giveaways but at least she can't prove it ha! Hows that for a tramp?
"No none of that" was her reply.
"What then? Fish and chips" my mate asked.
"No. Biscuits and em......em.. I like McDonalds"
I was in stitches, you really had to be there. She asked what we did for a living to afford such a nice car etc and I replied that I was "A professional assassin", in an obviously joking way.
She replied (being serious) "Oh thats nice, what does that entail then?"
I told her "reconnaissance, cleaning, negotiating etc."
Anyway, we took my mates car to drop some things off and she came along for the ride too (mines a two seater). Five minutes down the road my mate asks half jokingly whether she has any scars on her implants. So she lifts her top up and reveals all.... It was so embarrasing...
Then she starts to go on about how she likes to see two men getting it on etc... and we explain that she can that shit out of her head quick time.
She says "I am up for anything and so should you guys be."
My mate pulls the car over and she proceeds to kiss him etc (she has the most ****ed up teeth I have ever seen, her mouth was just totally ****ed!).She also has the most nasty body with stretch marks everywhere. I feel sick at this point and leave the car. I return about 10 mins later and she has just completed giving him a BJ, but she was soooooo sick she wipes it all over her chest etc. Once he's "emptied" he feels pretty sick too and wants to just drop her off, I suggest that at least he should drop her home. She gets all offensive and says she feels cheap etc, WTF did she expect? She says that she will "knock him out" and does he want to have a go etc!!! I was so shocked.
What a freak. To be honest at first with her clothes on and without sight of her mouth she didn't look so bad.
Sorry guys (and Ted) I had to change username so that I wouldn't give my mate away as my girl knows his and *may* view this site (doubt it but can't be sure). She would probably know it was me as there are some giveaways but at least she can't prove it ha! Hows that for a tramp?
A few years ago when I was 20 me and a mate went to Hayling Island Holiday camp for Christmas. We spent the first night of our four night stay desperatley trying to get laid...but to no avail, all the girlies that were there were staying with their parents in a chalet so it was too obvious for them to stop out. The second night we ended up very drunk trying to pull the Essex-type barmaid (who it turned out was from Leicester 
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We finally decided to go all out against each other to pull the barmaid both trying to be funnier than one another and more witty.... In the end she said , "look, I like both of you so come back to my Chalet and we'll have a drink"
She was sharing with the other barmaid, who was quite fit too, so we assumed we would both get a shag....
When we got back to the chalet the other barmaid didn't want to know and walked out in disgust, leaving me and my mate with the Buxom Leicester lass, you can guess the rest as she took us both on and still wanted more, even asking if we had any more mates with us
Needless to say it was an unforgetable Christmas holiday!!!
) We finally decided to go all out against each other to pull the barmaid both trying to be funnier than one another and more witty.... In the end she said , "look, I like both of you so come back to my Chalet and we'll have a drink"
She was sharing with the other barmaid, who was quite fit too, so we assumed we would both get a shag....
When we got back to the chalet the other barmaid didn't want to know and walked out in disgust, leaving me and my mate with the Buxom Leicester lass, you can guess the rest as she took us both on and still wanted more, even asking if we had any more mates with us
Needless to say it was an unforgetable Christmas holiday!!!
Flasher - that must have been a few years ago, Hayling hasn't been that fun for years!!!!! Sinah is now full of old codgers.
I worked there as a Saturday job when I was at school and the girls/women who cleaned the chalets were a right bunch of goers
Would put fear of God into us 14/15 year olds! It was only a couple of years later when we were older and wiser me and my mate realised what we had missed out on!
I worked there as a Saturday job when I was at school and the girls/women who cleaned the chalets were a right bunch of goers
Would put fear of God into us 14/15 year olds! It was only a couple of years later when we were older and wiser me and my mate realised what we had missed out on!
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Flasher - that must have been a few years ago, Hayling hasn't been that fun for years!!!!! Sinah is now full of old codgers.
I worked there as a Saturday job when I was at school and the girls/women who cleaned the chalets were a right bunch of goers
Would put fear of God into us 14/15 year olds! It was only a couple of years later when we were older and wiser me and my mate realised what we had missed out on!
Put it this way, we went back four years running!!!
it was 14 years ago as I'm 33 now....
but I still recall telling my mate (for a laugh) that we'd caught something off her and listening to him screaming in the bathroom as he scrubbed his knob in desperation!!!!
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