Stolen Canoe - AGAIN

[Frenchda]

Some scrote nicked a canoe from my garden again last night (don't ask about them not being locked up but a certain teenager is in the doghouse).

If anyone is offered a green 15ft pelican, like the one below please pass on the details.

[SVTRick]

Oar be having a word with a certain teenager.
No doubt he will recieve a good Rollocking.
Creek, Paddle & Shoite .....

Thieving scrotes !

[Robatr0n]

SVTRick said:

Oar be having a word with a certain teenager.
No doubt he will recieve a good Rollocking.
Creek, Paddle & Shoite .....

Thieving scrotes !

Can-oe stop with the awful jokes, please?

[Frenchda]

Enough of the jokes you unsympathetic bunch. If it carries on I shall send my banjo playing mates round to give you a good "paddling".

[Pothole]

Said teen needs teaching he can't have his kayak and eat it...that doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

[SVTRick]

Pothole said:

Said teen needs teaching he can't have his kayak and eat it...that doesn't make any sense at all, does it?

Brilliant

This thread seems to be Rudder less now and Adrift .......

[Hoofy]

Again?? Canoe believe it?

[PaddyZulu]

Stern warning before taking a bow - which is which though

[Karlos TDCi]

That is oar-ful news.

[Frenchda]

Reading your replies just gives me a sinking feeling, you may think you are all "oarsome" but I think your all "cox"

[Robatr0n]

In all seriousness, regardless of weir it's been and gone I hope the canoe drifts back into your possession.

[Hoofy]

Isn't it a-boat time we had an update?

[BrightYellowTVR]

This thread is sunk without moor'ed of an update & heading downstream fast!

[MX-5 Lazza]

The friendship evident on this thread is what PH is all aboat.

[SVTRick]

Canoe or Not Canoe .... that is the question..

[Busa mav]

MX-5 Lazza said:

The friendship evident on this thread is what PH is all aboat.

The OP is likely to keel over at this

[DodgeeDave]

What a load of rollocks

[John D.]

Classic puns guys.

I'll keep my eye out, think I live quite near to you Frenchda (upstream in Caversham).