PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING

[Roadrunner]

Just saw this program on the state of public loo's. I never use them myself but it makes you think about your safety. It seems they are a place where lots of junkies shoot up and leave their needles lying around. Obviously the majority of these are infected with the AIDS virus. It seems some people think it's funny to hide these needles in places where the unsuspecting innocent might get 'pricked' and become infected themselves. Hiding places include: the tissue dispensers, condom machines, any places you might have to operate etc. Keep your wits about you if your caught out when on the town etc. Apparently it's becoming a big problem on some beaches too, so wear flip flops.

[simonelite501]

Teachers at my daughters infant school have to comb the play grounds and playing feilds in the morning before school, and I live in a small rural village!
Things have become very bad indeed!

[madcop]

Watch for the holes in the side of the cubicles. Strange things with one eye can poke through

happened to my brother in Picadilly. He dealt with it with his lighter on full after burn on the basis that no one was likely to attend the local nick with a complaint of GBH (Gross Burns to Hampton) as they would have to explain how they got there.

Many public toilets are used for cruising as well as drug misuse.

Its safer to find a tree!!

Foot note :- ( I am not gay or anti gay, just like to pee in relative safety )

[JMorgan]

I am disgusted by the state of the bus shelters and phone boxes around here.......don't know what you might catch havin' a dump or quick widdle on the way home fron the pub.

[Leadfoot]

Tip of the day: If in desparate need of a dump whilst out & about - go to the nearest MacDonalds, they always have clean traps!

[Bodo]

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Tip of the day: If in desparate need of a dump whilst out & about - go to the nearest MacDonalds, they always have clean traps!

I've heard that they have UV illumination is some restaurant's lavatories to prevent junkies from finding their veins.

However, best pee is open air under a tree

[mel]

Ah the famous Le Mans McDump

[ATG]

a bloke i know vaguely has an interesting technique for dumping in public, whilst blending into the background so as not to be noticed, stabbed with needles, etc...

He shins up a tree, climbs out a long a branch, starts whistling and takes a dump. He says he is impersonating a pigeon. And i truly wish i was joking.

[smeagol]

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Tip of the day: If in desparate need of a dump whilst out & about - go to the nearest MacDonalds, they always have clean traps!

Technical word for this is a "Mcshit", if you get stopped by an attendant on the way in or out is is a "Mcshit with lies"

[madcop]

quote:
Tip of the day: If in desparate need of a dump whilst out & about - go to the nearest MacDonalds, they always have clean traps!

Technical word for this is a "Mcshit", if you get stopped by an attendant on the way in or out is is a "Mcshit with lies"

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[rivergirrl]

Superb!!!!
Great laughter material for a dull Monday at the office

[marki]

quote:
I am disgusted by the state of the bus shelters and phone boxes around here.......don't know what you might catch havin' a dump or quick widdle on the way home fron the pub.

[VTECDave]

quote:

quote:
Tip of the day: If in desparate need of a dump whilst out & about - go to the nearest MacDonalds, they always have clean traps!

Technical word for this is a "Mcshit", if you get stopped by an attendant on the way in or out is is a "Mcshit with lies"

Mcshit?

Is that regular, large, or super size sir?