What comes first?

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neil_cardiff

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17,113 posts

270 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Women or Cars?

(and no smutty jokes about who 'comes' first)

Me? Cars (get the woman after...)

Or - Try this scenario -

Test drive your dream car for a day or test drive Kylie for a day? (or VB-H)

>>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Wednesday 19th June 17:09

viperman

956 posts

271 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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bit of both, but cars for me, there my number 1, but when i meet the right person that will be more important

pigme

196 posts

269 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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bit of both, but cars for me, there my number 1, but when i meet the right person that will be more important



How sweet, that bought a tear to my eye

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neil_cardiff

Original Poster:

17,113 posts

270 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

290 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Test drive your dream car for a day or test drive Kylie for a day?


I can drive the TVR any day, so I'll take Kylie, thanks. What's her number?

neil_cardiff

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17,113 posts

270 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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But bear in mind that when the lady is around, it is women. I do emphasise that strongly. Cup of tea please dear...

Right now she's gone, pwoarr look at the arches on that...

neil_cardiff

Original Poster:

17,113 posts

270 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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What's her number?


I believe she has started to advertise in the phonebox outside my office. Would you like the no.?

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Hmmmn concours condition Jensen Interceptor FF or Carmen Electra for the day, hmmmmmmnn....

Its a toughie, with Carmen just taking it by a short skirt...

Matt.

Dave_H

996 posts

289 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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What came first - Women or Cars?



Well I think God invented Woman on about day three.... but on the seventh day when he tried to rest she kept nagging him.....so then he invented cars and garages to get him out the house on a Sunday

yertis

18,558 posts

272 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Hmmmn concours condition Jensen Interceptor FF or Carmen Electra for the day, hmmmmmmnn....

Its a toughie, with Carmen just taking it by a short skirt...

Matt.



That's an eclectic choice plotloss - I salute you. presumably you've seen this months FHM? Not often you see pubes in there...

Thom

2,745 posts

279 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Well, when the car goes bang, at least you can leave it in a corner...

CarZee

13,382 posts

273 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Its a toughie, with Carmen just taking it by a short skirt...
Matt - if either of us had any chance at all we could be fighting over this woman..

Peace, brother

hertsbiker

6,360 posts

277 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Women. Been with mine 10 years, never kept a car or bike that long !

Best thing is a woman who likes fast cars / bikes, who lets you drive / ride like a loon, lets you drink like a fish, drives you home after for a good shag!

Have I made myself clear?!!!!!

rgds!

kevinday

12,068 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th June 2002
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Cars for me, first wife went so I could keep my 240Z Samuri (and I hope my current wife does not read this!). Actually now my son comes first.

Dave_H

996 posts

289 months

Thursday 20th June 2002
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Women. Been with mine 10 years, never kept a car or bike that long !

Best thing is a woman who likes fast cars / bikes, who lets you drive / ride like a loon, lets you drink like a fish, drives you home after for a good shag!

Have I made myself clear?!!!!!

rgds!



We need more of this political uncorrectness - here here

anonymous-user

60 months

Thursday 20th June 2002
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are we talking woman or women? a lone woman or a group of women?

neil_cardiff

Original Poster:

17,113 posts

270 months

Thursday 20th June 2002
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No, this was a single reference (wouldn't be fair on the car otherwise - you can only drive one at a time)

But if it makes you any more tempted -

www.girlskissing.co.uk/video.htm

might sway you all.

Apologies to Big M, What is your take on this? Would you have a Top Bloke or a Top Car?