"It's cooked"

[Wulluff]

Mrs W's youngest is here this weekend so it's not as easy to go out; I know says I - I'll cook us a special meal instead.

Mrs W "Ok lets light a fire and we'll cuddle up on the sofa as if we love each other"

Hmm great start.

So after a visit to Waitrose for organic free range chicken and fave Yellow Label Chardonnay, I toiled in the kitchen to create Jamie's finest 15 minute especial pan fried chicken with all the bits n bobs.

Precursor was olive ciabatta with red pesto (real treat from Sainsburys), so I enquired as to her overall satisfaction:

//refer to title//

"It's cooked."


Shall I give up now or later

[Ikemi]

Eh?

[Wulluff]

Exacttly. Food, drink & restaurants ?????

[Butter Face]

Wulluff said:

Exacttly. Food, drink & restaurants ?????

Are you pissed?

[calibrax]

Ikemi said:

Eh?

He made a big effort on a meal, was expecting rave reviews, but instead the wife was apparently underwhelmed. She also said "as if we love each other". Alarm bells right there, which means she's probably shagging someone else.

Just divorce her, mate. Ungrateful cheating cow.

Edited by calibrax on Saturday 1st December 21:45

[Ikemi]

calibrax said:

Ikemi said:

Eh?

He made a big effort on a meal, was expecting rave reviews, but instead the wife was apparently underwhelmed.

Just divorce her, mate. Ungrateful cow.

No, my 'eh?' was more the fact I was shocked to read 'treat' and 'Sainsburys' in the same sentence

[Butter Face]

calibrax said:

Ikemi said:

Eh?

He made a big effort on a meal, was expecting rave reviews, but instead the wife was apparently underwhelmed. She also said "as if we love each other". Alarm bells right there, which means she's probably shagging someone else.

Just divorce her, mate. Ungrateful cheating cow.

Edited by calibrax on Saturday 1st December 21:45

Ohhhhh, it makes sense now. The 'as if we love each other' comment would have been enough to earn some verbal abuse!

[Rushmore]

The story is making me drool because of utter boredom. Kick her out, go down to London, lets meet at Mahiki and get pissed. Later we go to Tramp's and pick up some Ukrainan wes. Better?

[Du1point8]

Im assuming you were looking for:

that was excellent how did you do it?

Amazing...

blah blah blah...

All I can say is you need to learn to cook better.

[southendpier]

Give up now.

[chilistrucker]

Rushmore said:

The story is making me drool because of utter boredom. Kick her out, go down to London, lets meet at Mahiki and get pissed. Later we go to Tramp's and pick up some Ukrainan wes. Better?

and i was gonna cook sunday lunch tomorrow.
this sounds much better, is tramps open on sunday night, as i'll be in london

[172ff]

Du1point8 said:

Im assuming you were looking for:

that was excellent how did you do it?

Amazing...

blah blah blah...

All I can say is you need to learn to cook better.

I thought he was after her to toot shlong?

[VinceFox]

Bin.

[majordad]

Did she ask is it in yet at any time !