Danny Dyer films

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chunkymonkey71

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13,073 posts

211 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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My name is Chunkymonkey71 and I...

...quite like some films with Danny Dyer in them.

I'm ashamed.

getmecoat


vixen1700

25,728 posts

283 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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Quite enjoyed Closure (AKA Straightheads) when I watched it the other week, but that may have been down to a hot and topless Gillian Anderson. scratchchin

Quite enjoyed The Business too

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

188 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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I enjoyed Mean Machine - Though that's mostly due to Mr Dyer getting a kicking in it biggrin

CurvaParabolica

6,858 posts

197 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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I quite liked Severance paperbag

DD has a huge, seemingly loyal following. I remember reading somewhere that one of his latest films was done on such a tight budget, that the director/producer created the film around Danny to ensure his fans would go to see the film, thereby guaranteeing a certain level of financial success. From what I recall it wasn't a well received film, but the guy does have a supportive fan-base that will go an see his films. In fact it may have been Mark Kermode that told that story...

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,073 posts

211 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Quite enjoyed Closure (AKA Straightheads) when I watched it the other week, but that may have been down to a hot and topless Gillian Anderson. scratchchin

Quite enjoyed The Business too
I watched that last week too.

Gillian Andersons nipples were IMMENSE!!!

Oh... and I liked the film too.

Watched Dead Man Running last night too. Maybe its not Dyer; maybe I like films with Tamer Hassan in them instead.


Edited by chunkymonkey71 on Monday 26th November 14:22

P-Jay

11,000 posts

204 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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Humman Traffic is good, and I liked The Business - otherwise he's on my 'actors that will make me avoid a film completely list'.

IMHO in the early days he had the potentional to be a decent enough actor and make some decent films, but he's been far too accepting of roles in terrible, terrible films and has let himself become 'Danny Dyer the Charactor' I.E. he only ever plays one role - himself, and not very well.

He's doomed to the Seagal Trap (formally known as the Caine trap) of an endless stream of straght to bargain basement DVD films that not many ever escape.

TwigtheWonderkid

45,845 posts

163 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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P-Jay said:
he only ever plays one role - himself, and not very well.

I heard a rumour he was on holiday with his family at some holiday camp, and they had a talent night for anyone who could do impressions. So without letting on who he was, he went up and did Danny Dyer. He came 3rd!

billzeebub

3,885 posts

212 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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The Business

essexplumber

7,756 posts

186 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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The Business is a great film.


Football Factory is ok for a bit of violence and chavery.


Human Traffic is rofl especialy that scene.


Other than that he is what it says on the tin, I liked Danny Dyers Deadliest Men and a couple of times he appeared to be quite funny.


He's alright I suppose but then again with a username like mine I would say that smile

rich85uk

3,912 posts

192 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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One of the actors where i point blank refuse to watch a film him in, i HATE his 'hardman' cockney image he trys to give of in his films. Gave him a 2nd chance and watched a tv series with him talking to Britians hardest men or something like that, he dressed like a pleb and sounded even worse and credit to him the guy he interviewed was actually fairly scary. however next to Danny they couldnt of been so different and then he appeared scaredlaugh


Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

162 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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Is the Business the movie with the ginger psycho? Quite liked that. Human Traffic is fantastic. Got any Techno guy?

Film fact - the kiddy that says that in the record shop is the director.

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

154 months

Monday 26th November 2012
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This thread made me Google Gillian Anderson's nude scene.

Thank you Danny Dyer.

fido

17,603 posts

268 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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The_Burg

4,853 posts

227 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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10 points awarded for missing his middle name Danny f@ckin dire.

About as hard and scary as a bag of marshmello's.

One of those 'hard' guys you would kick in the nuts if you met him in real life.
(Slightly more scary then Derick the gangsta on Eastenders).


Strangely i quite enjoy his films though.


RichyBoy

3,743 posts

230 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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He makes like one a day lol.

hornet

6,333 posts

263 months

Tuesday 27th November 2012
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Sure it was the Now Show that came up with "...featuring Danny Dyer" as being a sign you should probably avoid a film. That said, Severance was alright, in a guilty pleasure sort of way.

This made me chuckle as well :-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCh837b9kPM

vixen1700

25,728 posts

283 months

Wednesday 28th November 2012
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Missus was out tonight so I went to Netflix and fancied something 'popcorn' to begin the evening with, so went for 'Dead Man Running'

Titles came up and saw Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole in the credits. frown

Lasted 5 minutes and thought: frown

Got through 5 minutes and it was great, didn't take itself too seriously, was tongue-in-cheek, funny and a good flick. hehe

Worth a watch. smile

GTDNB

785 posts

183 months

Wednesday 28th November 2012
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Justin Cyder said:
Is the Business the movie with the ginger psycho? Quite liked that. Human Traffic is fantastic. Got any [s]Techno[/s] Jungle guy?

Film fact - the kiddy that says that in the record shop is the director.
rolleyes

Bibbs

3,733 posts

223 months

Wednesday 28th November 2012
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Severence and Doghouse were good.

Basement could possibly be one of the worst films I've ever seen.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

162 months

Wednesday 28th November 2012
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GTDNB said:
rolleyes
What?