Tom Wossisface - get off the TV!

Tom Wossisface - get off the TV!

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CarZee

Original Poster:

13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 17th June 2002
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Some people don't belong on TV.

I'm one, and so is he..

Back to the wordprocessor you twat! And GET A BLOODY HAIRCUT, HIPPY!!

Dave_H

996 posts

289 months

Monday 17th June 2002
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Some people don't belong on TV.

I'm one, and so is he..

Back to the wordprocessor you twat! And GET A BLOODY HAIRCUT, HIPPY!!


Who?, what am I missing? - or not!

CarZee

Original Poster:

13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 17th June 2002
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Sorry.. forgot you weren't all in my living room with me, shouting at Tom Ford on 5th Gear.

Mick Hucknell/WWF Wrestler lookalike muppet

Farmer

1,287 posts

280 months

Tuesday 18th June 2002
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its a shame "we" aren't all as good looking as moi

GregE240

10,857 posts

273 months

Tuesday 18th June 2002
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Sorry.. forgot you weren't all in my living room with me, shouting at Tom Ford on 5th Gear.

Mick Hucknell/WWF Wrestler lookalike muppet


Totally agree. My thoughts were:

GET BACK TO UNIVERSITY, YOU HIPPY !!!!!! AND GET A SHAVE !!!!!!!

And was it just me, or does he have a really annoying voice as well ? Bet he got beaten up at school a lot Poor chap.

In last month's Car magazine, they gave the blighter a Bentley to drive around London for the day (breathe, Ted !) - bet he got stopped loads of times - scruffy sod.

gtir

24,741 posts

272 months

Tuesday 18th June 2002
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Bet he got beaten up at school a lot Poor chap.




Yes, the teachers intervened and his parents stopped it! )

Paceracing

729 posts

272 months

Tuesday 18th June 2002
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Probably ranks as one of the most boring, badly dressed & bad hair presenters of all time!
He could be talking about Ferrari selling brand new unsold 355's for £5 each, and all I would hear would be "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah". Get rid of him 5th gear.
At least old Quentin Wilson was talking sense this week. 'Must have packed in the weed.

Jas.

smeagol

1,947 posts

290 months

Tuesday 18th June 2002
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Having just seen the 5th gear you've mentioned you're right. What a cr*p review. The car is good but we spent more time listening to him about how performance figures didn't matter than the car itself.

Mind you in the smae programme who here would buy that VW for £70k? Looked bland outside, and inside tacky.

Farmer

1,287 posts

280 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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In last month's Car magazine, they gave the blighter a Bentley to drive around London for the day (breathe, Ted !) - bet he got stopped loads of times - scruffy sod.



couple off months ago they polished the hairy muppet up enough to blag test drives at swanky London dealers . would you believe he got a drive in a Porker and a Ferrari, but Bristol saw through the sequins and wouldn't be moved !!!!

writes better than he looks (admitedly not difficult)

Bilko

1,693 posts

238 months

Wednesday 19th June 2002
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Mind you in the smae programme who here would buy that VW for £70k? Looked bland outside, and inside tacky.


not when i could get an Rrrrrrr for £75k


>> Edited by Bilko on Thursday 20th June 02:44