Black Porsche 928 Reg * * XGA - You're a D!ck!!
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If you were driving this porker up the M3 at 8.45 this morning - you're an fat, ugly, ignorant unmitigated fcukwit.
You were very lucky this morning - I am one of those people who is more than happy to trade paint with pricks like you, and if you're reading this I'll see you monday morning where I'm hoping to nudge you into the armco at the sort of speed you cut me up this morning...
You were very lucky this morning - I am one of those people who is more than happy to trade paint with pricks like you, and if you're reading this I'll see you monday morning where I'm hoping to nudge you into the armco at the sort of speed you cut me up this morning...
And to the haggard old scrote in the skanky Nissan Micra along Hatter's Way this morning - YOU'RE A DICK!
I don't know why, but I really didn't like the look of you...
And to the fumbling shitkicker at Luton station car park: you have the easiest job in the world, yet you toss it up every single chance you get - YOU'RE A DICK too!
I think I've started something here...
I don't know why, but I really didn't like the look of you...
And to the fumbling shitkicker at Luton station car park: you have the easiest job in the world, yet you toss it up every single chance you get - YOU'RE A DICK too!
I think I've started something here...
I would like to take this opportunity to call the loser in a green Fiesta, who was a fine example of everything we get annoyed about on this site, an utter W*NKER!.
Last night rolling along in very slow traffic and I see a doctors car coming up behind with his blue light flashing and siren blaring. The line of normal, good drivers who have good road manners moves over to let him through as quickly as possible....however this loser behind me who WAS ON HIS MOBILE PHONE decides he is going to overtake me instead of letting the doctor through!!!!
A quick blast on the horn and a friendly hand gesture alerted him to the fact that there was a emergency vehicle trying to get through...and he still didn't apologise!!!
Last night rolling along in very slow traffic and I see a doctors car coming up behind with his blue light flashing and siren blaring. The line of normal, good drivers who have good road manners moves over to let him through as quickly as possible....however this loser behind me who WAS ON HIS MOBILE PHONE decides he is going to overtake me instead of letting the doctor through!!!!
A quick blast on the horn and a friendly hand gesture alerted him to the fact that there was a emergency vehicle trying to get through...and he still didn't apologise!!!
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Last night rolling along in very slow traffic and I see a doctors car coming up behind with his blue light flashing and siren blaring. The line of normal, good drivers who have good road manners moves over to let him through as quickly as possible....however this loser behind me who WAS ON HIS MOBILE PHONE decides he is going to overtake me instead of letting the doctor through!!!!
What's the problem? Everyone knows that mobiles don't distract you from the job of driving...
Well, whilst we're on the character assasinations(sp)...
The prick in the red micra that decided to do an emergancy stop in the middle of the road when an ambulance went screaming past on the other side of the road, sirens blaring (plenty of room).
To you are an complete ass.
Just the kind of thing I really need when I was coming back from Chatsworth, pissing down with rain and roads that I don't know.
Steve
The prick in the red micra that decided to do an emergancy stop in the middle of the road when an ambulance went screaming past on the other side of the road, sirens blaring (plenty of room).
To you are an complete ass.
Just the kind of thing I really need when I was coming back from Chatsworth, pissing down with rain and roads that I don't know.
Steve
I'd actually like to apologise to the middle aged woman in the red Datsun Micra this morning:
There you were perched in the middle lane of the M40, toodling along at a leisurely 65mph when my silver uberbarge appeared in your rear view mirror. I'm sorry you didn't notice me, despite repeated flashing of my lights gesturing you to move over into the (empty) inside lane.
It seems I made an error of judgement in moving over to said inside lane and proceeding to "undertake" you at nearly three figures. I DID see you flash your lights at me, but, please forgive my ignorance - what was that for ?
The only conclusion I can draw from this unfortunate meeting is that in your more senior mind, size DOES matter, as I was highly amused to see you pull over when an articulated lorry pulled behind you.
I trust this hasn't spoiled your weekend. It most certainly hasn't spoiled mine.
Yours,
There you were perched in the middle lane of the M40, toodling along at a leisurely 65mph when my silver uberbarge appeared in your rear view mirror. I'm sorry you didn't notice me, despite repeated flashing of my lights gesturing you to move over into the (empty) inside lane.
It seems I made an error of judgement in moving over to said inside lane and proceeding to "undertake" you at nearly three figures. I DID see you flash your lights at me, but, please forgive my ignorance - what was that for ?
The only conclusion I can draw from this unfortunate meeting is that in your more senior mind, size DOES matter, as I was highly amused to see you pull over when an articulated lorry pulled behind you.
I trust this hasn't spoiled your weekend. It most certainly hasn't spoiled mine.
Yours,
And to Vidal Sassoon in the blue MR2 - 
Back Off!! Whats the point of glueing yourself to my rear bumper going through town at 40mph with traffic locked solid going the other way? And if you think your little pram is quicker than a Saab, I think I proved you wrong once on the open road. And those little orange lights are called indicators. They are operated by a stalk near the steering wheel.
Oh, and get the roof off you big fat tart!
Back Off!! Whats the point of glueing yourself to my rear bumper going through town at 40mph with traffic locked solid going the other way? And if you think your little pram is quicker than a Saab, I think I proved you wrong once on the open road. And those little orange lights are called indicators. They are operated by a stalk near the steering wheel. Oh, and get the roof off you big fat tart!
MikeyT can comment on this one too - driving up to Chatsworth last sunday on the A14. Passing a few funny cars so something must be going on at Santa Pod. Anyway, small convoy of 3 Max'ed Golf GTIs coming up.
I over take at a steady pace (three cars in our convoy) so passed at around 80MPH. So, GTI driver, why oh why did you pull out behind me within inches of my back bumper and tail gate me? I had just overtaken you cos you were going slower. So why bother speeding up and cutting up MikeyT behind? Have something to prove? Ah, yes thats it - you wanted a race.... Like I am going to bother racing a GTI! What do you think I am, daft?
Not only did you make yourself look daft, stupid and very childish. But I dont think you "mates" were impressed either.....Moron...
Cheers,
Paul
I over take at a steady pace (three cars in our convoy) so passed at around 80MPH. So, GTI driver, why oh why did you pull out behind me within inches of my back bumper and tail gate me? I had just overtaken you cos you were going slower. So why bother speeding up and cutting up MikeyT behind? Have something to prove? Ah, yes thats it - you wanted a race.... Like I am going to bother racing a GTI! What do you think I am, daft?
Not only did you make yourself look daft, stupid and very childish. But I dont think you "mates" were impressed either.....Moron...
Cheers,
Paul
Goodness - is this the confessional thread???
I'll have to confess and apologise to the bucking fint in the puke-green Fester (or was it a Fock-us) the other morning.
I am sorry I stopped in the middle of the traffic and watched you slapping all your make up on your fat face while driving your car into the suburbs of Bracknell. Clearly stopping and putting my handbrake on to watch in disbelief while the lane of traffic in front of me moved about 1/4 mile up the road was a churlish thing to do. Quite rightly, when you finally noticed that I could move off, you waved your eyeliner thingy at me and tooted your horn to show that you were finished. Unfortunately you were just as ugly after 20 minutes of remedial work. Doh!!
What I could do in the traffic if only I drove a car where I didn't need to use both hands to control it properly..............
I'll have to confess and apologise to the bucking fint in the puke-green Fester (or was it a Fock-us) the other morning.
I am sorry I stopped in the middle of the traffic and watched you slapping all your make up on your fat face while driving your car into the suburbs of Bracknell. Clearly stopping and putting my handbrake on to watch in disbelief while the lane of traffic in front of me moved about 1/4 mile up the road was a churlish thing to do. Quite rightly, when you finally noticed that I could move off, you waved your eyeliner thingy at me and tooted your horn to show that you were finished. Unfortunately you were just as ugly after 20 minutes of remedial work. Doh!!
What I could do in the traffic if only I drove a car where I didn't need to use both hands to control it properly..............
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