Long Shot : Anyone going New York - London ± 15th-20th July

[BigJonMcQuimm]

Hi

Is anybody going from New York to London around this date?

If so, and you would not mind - please get in touch.

I did not have the weight allowance, and would like to get my rucksack back!

Many thanks

[The Beaver King]

Oh yeah?

Would you like me to insert a small parcel into my rectum, no questions asked, as well?

[Electric Beaver]

Haha, good luck with that!

[Actus Reus]

Errr... You know that question 'Is this your bag, sir?'. Doesn't go down well when you answer 'No, some bloke on the 'net asked me to bring it on board. I've never met him'.

[13th]

This place never stops amusing me

[PeanutHead]

OP, you serious?

[BigJonMcQuimm]

Was serious. Empty rucksack brought to you and you could check it and place in your luggage.

All quite legit - just do not want to fork out for useless delivery companies.

Otherwise, will pick it up myself in December.

[ascayman]

[GTIR]

You don't have the weight allowance for an empty rucksack?

[TheDiplomat]

OP that properly tickled me.

[Justayellowbadge]

Spooky coincidence.

I'm in NY from the 14-21st, and by a strange twist of fate, there is a van I need driving back from Amsterdam during that week.

Perhaps we could help each other out?

[pokethepope]

BigJonMcQuimm said:

Was serious. Empty rucksack brought to you and you could check it and place in your luggage.

All quite legit - just do not want to fork out for useless delivery companies.

Otherwise, will pick it up myself in December.

When you go in December would it be ok for my friend with a thick spanish accent and a load of tats to give you a bag of sugar to bring back for me? It's special Mexican sugar you see but I just dont have the weight allowance.

[BigJonMcQuimm]

Yeah yeah.

It is a technical sack and weighs in over 4kg.

'Dam you say - sounds nice :-)

[Dusty964]

BigJonMcQuimm said:

Yeah yeah.

It is a technical sack and weighs in over 4kg, with a street value of 750,000 quid.

'Dam you say - sounds nice :-)

[BigJonMcQuimm]

Dusty964 said:

lol that made my afternoon...

[AyBee]

GTIR said:

You don't have the weight allowance for an empty rucksack?

Quite, surely you squash it up and stick it in hand luggage...does it have any secret compartments sewn into the base?

[Doofus]

Funny post just got funnier:

When BigJonMcQuimm said:

It is a technical sack

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A what? A "technical sack"?

I'm sure that is a thing, but it doesn't half sound nerdy

[Monkeylegend]

Doofus said:

Funny post just got funnier:

When BigJonMcQuimm said:

It is a technical sack

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

A what? A "technical sack"?

I'm sure that is a thing, but it doesn't half sound nerdy

Otherwise known as a scrotum. If only I had the balls.

[lawrence567]

Monkeylegend said:

Otherwise known as a scrotum. If only I had the balls.

4Kgs you say?! How much is that street value?

[Papa Hotel]

My brother will be flying to NY on Saturday for a few days before a Caribbean cruise, then back from NY a couple of weeks later.