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Just like to take this opportunity to thank the useless bint in the baby-cack brown Mercedes for giving Mrs Imelda and myself the best laugh we've had in ages 
, as you fish-tailed wildy out of control up the slip-road onto the A23 in front of us this morning, before slowing to about 10mph because you so obviously scared yourself stupid . Tiff Needell eat your heart out!
Congratulations on having the slowest reaction time known to man. May I suggest you check your pulse, just to ensure that you are actually alive. I hope you had a change of grits in your bag for when you reached your destination.
Oh, and other motorists would find it quite helpful if you could use your headlights while you bimble along the inside lane at 30mph on a busy dual carriageway, in the pi$$ing rain and heavy spray.
Once again - thanks.
, as you fish-tailed wildy out of control up the slip-road onto the A23 in front of us this morning, before slowing to about 10mph because you so obviously scared yourself stupid . Tiff Needell eat your heart out! Congratulations on having the slowest reaction time known to man. May I suggest you check your pulse, just to ensure that you are actually alive. I hope you had a change of grits in your bag for when you reached your destination.
Oh, and other motorists would find it quite helpful if you could use your headlights while you bimble along the inside lane at 30mph on a busy dual carriageway, in the pi$$ing rain and heavy spray.
Once again - thanks.
Since we are on this subject:
Special thanks to the "lady" BMW driver who managed to find her way on to my side of the road this morning as she desperately tried to light her ciggie. (and I don't just mean a bit on my side, she nearly hit the kerb on my nearside!)
It was also nice of you to stick your finger up and mouth obscenities at me as I punted the Volvo up the verge to get out of your way!
Just like to add how attractive you looked this morning without your seatbelt on. If however you should feel tghe need to do that to me again, then I won't bother to swerve (its a Volvo after all, so more airbags than a bouncy castle) and you can go visit a plastic surgeon following your trip through the windscreen.
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Andy 400se
Special thanks to the "lady" BMW driver who managed to find her way on to my side of the road this morning as she desperately tried to light her ciggie. (and I don't just mean a bit on my side, she nearly hit the kerb on my nearside!)
It was also nice of you to stick your finger up and mouth obscenities at me as I punted the Volvo up the verge to get out of your way!
Just like to add how attractive you looked this morning without your seatbelt on. If however you should feel tghe need to do that to me again, then I won't bother to swerve (its a Volvo after all, so more airbags than a bouncy castle) and you can go visit a plastic surgeon following your trip through the windscreen.
Silly B
h Andy 400se
Well, I'd like to say thanks to everybody on the M6 southbound today, you done well. Funny how the fast lane is so popular when there is nobody in and other lane. And has anybody else noticed Passat drivers? They all drive in the fast lane at about 65 and NEVER change lane.
All that said I must say thanks to the chap in the Alfa 156 who when I approached him at about 100 just sat there, nothing in front of him an big gaps to the left. However you were very useful and may have just saved my licence, as 50 yards after you pulled out of my way there was an unmarked, light green BMW 535i. I glanced over at the police chap doing his best terminator impression with his aviators on, who then looked at me, looked at my car and followed me all the way to my junction. I think he must have thought I still hadn't noticed he was a police chap, he was driving about 4 foot from my bumber trying to push me faster. Ah well
All that said I must say thanks to the chap in the Alfa 156 who when I approached him at about 100 just sat there, nothing in front of him an big gaps to the left. However you were very useful and may have just saved my licence, as 50 yards after you pulled out of my way there was an unmarked, light green BMW 535i. I glanced over at the police chap doing his best terminator impression with his aviators on, who then looked at me, looked at my car and followed me all the way to my junction. I think he must have thought I still hadn't noticed he was a police chap, he was driving about 4 foot from my bumber trying to push me faster. Ah well
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Well, I'd like to say thanks to everybody on the M6 southbound today, you done well. Funny how the fast lane is so popular when there is nobody in and other lane. And has anybody else noticed Passat drivers? They all drive in the fast lane at about 65 and NEVER change lane.
All that said I must say thanks to the chap in the Alfa 156 who when I approached him at about 100 just sat there, nothing in front of him an big gaps to the left. However you were very useful and may have just saved my licence, as 50 yards after you pulled out of my way there was an unmarked, light green BMW 535i. I glanced over at the police chap doing his best terminator impression with his aviators on, who then looked at me, looked at my car and followed me all the way to my junction. I think he must have thought I still hadn't noticed he was a police chap, he was driving about 4 foot from my bumber trying to push me faster. Ah well
Looks like you missed an opportunity there, the cool thing to do is hit the brakes and claim he just rammed you.
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