You thought bicycles were bad?

[Steve Harrison]

We've talked about bicycles quite a bit but on Sunday in Epsom I came across some dickhead Swampy lookalike riding a unicycle down the high street for f**k's sake.

He had no brakes and couldn't stop without grabbing the nearest piece of street furniture. When he set off again he wobbled all over the f**king place causing traffic to swerve to avoid him. He only managed to get through the town without getting smeared because terrified motorists were desparate to get out of his way. With a bit of luck the daft b@stard will have been ground into hamburger under an artic. by now.