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Dear Numpty,
You drive a silver Peugeot 406 saloon, on an 02 plate, area code BF.
You're a dick.
This morning, on the Skimpot roundabout in Luton, you cut me up, giving me a choice between a head-on collision with oncoming commuter traffic or a hard left foot on the brakes.
You're a dick.
The fact that:
a) There's a filter lane
b) I'm in front of you
c) There was a scooter in front of you in your lane
didn't seem to bother you.
You're a dick.
You went through Luton at nearly double the speed limit before going through a red light at the blind junction before Luton Station.
You're a dick.
Repeat after me: YOU - ARE - A - DICK.
And if I ever catch you I'll bash the living f~@k out of you.
You're too numpty to be on Pistonheads, of course, but I feel better for saying it.
>>> Edited by animal on Friday 31st May 14:21
You drive a silver Peugeot 406 saloon, on an 02 plate, area code BF.
You're a dick.
This morning, on the Skimpot roundabout in Luton, you cut me up, giving me a choice between a head-on collision with oncoming commuter traffic or a hard left foot on the brakes.
You're a dick.
The fact that:
a) There's a filter lane
b) I'm in front of you
c) There was a scooter in front of you in your lane
didn't seem to bother you.
You're a dick.
You went through Luton at nearly double the speed limit before going through a red light at the blind junction before Luton Station.
You're a dick.
Repeat after me: YOU - ARE - A - DICK.
And if I ever catch you I'll bash the living f~@k out of you.
You're too numpty to be on Pistonheads, of course, but I feel better for saying it.
>>> Edited by animal on Friday 31st May 14:21
we could expand this
guy in a saxo / 106 or some such bollox in Copmanthorpe this morning - 40 zone, he was doing about 80, parked car on his side of the road and as I was going past, he aims down the gap. I had to hit the verge but looking into his interior he was absolutley s1hitting himself, hands all over the place
He also is a dick.
guy in a saxo / 106 or some such bollox in Copmanthorpe this morning - 40 zone, he was doing about 80, parked car on his side of the road and as I was going past, he aims down the gap. I had to hit the verge but looking into his interior he was absolutley s1hitting himself, hands all over the place
He also is a dick.
I'll add my next door neighbour - eejut.
Just reversed straight off his drive without looking, as I was passing across the back of his car - tw*t.
And all he (and his wife) did was give me some sort of vacant look once he realised I was there - kn0b.
I'm gonna go shove a potato in his 'zorst tonight, that'll teach him.
Just reversed straight off his drive without looking, as I was passing across the back of his car - tw*t.
And all he (and his wife) did was give me some sort of vacant look once he realised I was there - kn0b.
I'm gonna go shove a potato in his 'zorst tonight, that'll teach him.
I'd like to nominate wor lass who in the 4 years I've been scuttling her has the following record (please excuse the particular cars, I was young and learning):
MG Metro Turbo - drivers side front blowout at 85 on the M40 despite having been warned the tire needed changing. Parked it into the central crash barrier at about the same speed. M40 closed for 40 minutes (Friday evening rush hour). Car total write off, her and 2 mates OK although one suspected of suffering an unplanned bowel movement.
Nova 1.4 SRi - into the back of a suicidal OAP who just pulled out infront in a Sunny although admitedly at 50 in a 30 zone...... Lass and OAP fine, car a total write off.
Polo 1.4 (?) - at least 3 reversing incidents resulting in 2 lower aprons. 1 "too fast into the garage" incident resulting in new headlights, bumper assembly and bonnet. Lass alright NCB still shagged.
MG Midget 1500 - ahem "somewhat tuned", poo off a spade, favourite trick donuts and powerslides, my pride and joy. So far lass alright but me sh*tting myself as I wait for the inevitable.
Sweetheart, you are a dick (or should that be a fanny?)
MG Metro Turbo - drivers side front blowout at 85 on the M40 despite having been warned the tire needed changing. Parked it into the central crash barrier at about the same speed. M40 closed for 40 minutes (Friday evening rush hour). Car total write off, her and 2 mates OK although one suspected of suffering an unplanned bowel movement.
Nova 1.4 SRi - into the back of a suicidal OAP who just pulled out infront in a Sunny although admitedly at 50 in a 30 zone...... Lass and OAP fine, car a total write off.
Polo 1.4 (?) - at least 3 reversing incidents resulting in 2 lower aprons. 1 "too fast into the garage" incident resulting in new headlights, bumper assembly and bonnet. Lass alright NCB still shagged.
MG Midget 1500 - ahem "somewhat tuned", poo off a spade, favourite trick donuts and powerslides, my pride and joy. So far lass alright but me sh*tting myself as I wait for the inevitable.
Sweetheart, you are a dick (or should that be a fanny?)
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MG Midget 1500 - ahem "somewhat tuned", poo off a spade, favourite trick donuts and powerslides, my pride and joy. So far lass alright but me sh*tting myself as I wait for the inevitable
2 questions:
1. How many halfshafts/diffs you been through doing that?
2. My tuned Midget 1500 is in for MOT on Thursday having been off the road since before started seeing my fiancee
Cheers, Phil
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Gentlemen, advocating these alarmingly easy ways of completely screwing an engine makes me whince (sp?), when I consider the ease with which a casual vandal (the sort that keys cars) could do just that..
Very true well said.
Although sugar in the tank of a diesel vehicle causes much more damage!
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MG Metro Turbo - drivers side front blowout at 85 on the M40 despite having been warned the tire needed changing. Parked it into the central crash barrier at about the same speed. M40 closed for 40 minutes (Friday evening rush hour). Car total write off, her and 2 mates OK although one suspected of suffering an unplanned bowel movement.
Can anybody explain the physiology behind such an event please. If I was involved in such an incident I would be able to retain a credit card in place and so don't see how this is physically possible
. Maybe I've not been frightened enough but a couple of laps with Jay Shepherd must have come close.Biology Mate, when you get really scared the body ejects waste to make you lighter and run away quicker. Comes from being chased by a sabre tooth tiger (fairly rare nowdays ) Anyway the biology bit hasn't evolved so if you get REALLY scared you will release you bowels. BTW no its never happened to me either.
) Anyway the biology bit hasn't evolved so if you get REALLY scared you will release you bowels. BTW no its never happened to me either.
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