OT / Barbecue !!
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A mate of mine decided to have a barbecue last weekend as it was a nice and sunny, so he trotted of down to homebase and bought one of those disposable jobbies....any way to cut a long story short he had lots of trouble lighting the thing so in the end had to squirt loads of lighter fluid all over it before he could get it started, finally once it got going he realised he did not have enough chicken for all the guests so had to make a trip to Tescos.
Have way there he stops at the lights and pulls out a cigarette and lights it as he pulls away from the lights, little did he know that while lighting the barbecue with the lighter fluid, plenty of the fumes had soaked into the arm of his jacket.
So diving along with his arm on fire he panics and opens the window and sticks him arm out waving it about trying to put out the fire, when he sees a flashing blue light in the rear view.
He pulls over and the policeman says..........!!!
I hope you have got a licence for that
fire arm !!!
I will lose the door on my way out !!
Have way there he stops at the lights and pulls out a cigarette and lights it as he pulls away from the lights, little did he know that while lighting the barbecue with the lighter fluid, plenty of the fumes had soaked into the arm of his jacket.
So diving along with his arm on fire he panics and opens the window and sticks him arm out waving it about trying to put out the fire, when he sees a flashing blue light in the rear view.
He pulls over and the policeman says..........!!!
I hope you have got a licence for that
fire arm !!!
I will lose the door on my way out !!
ked it up....... 
So the England captain is invited to a management conference as the guest speaker.
When he arrives Becks steps up to the podium and says “ I like them because the keep my breath fresh for up to two hours, and Victoria likes them because they are only two calories”.
Then one of the organisers pulls him aside and says “ David, you are supposed to be speaking about tactics” !!
When he arrives Becks steps up to the podium and says “ I like them because the keep my breath fresh for up to two hours, and Victoria likes them because they are only two calories”.
Then one of the organisers pulls him aside and says “ David, you are supposed to be speaking about tactics” !!
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