best motoring quote
Discussion
A.A.Gill on the relative aural pleasures of some nice cars from the current CAR magazine;
'If a Ferrari is Pavarotti, and a TVR two butch Lesbians making love in a bucket then the AM Vanqush is Tom Jones bending over to pick up the soap in Strangeways' shower block...'
I know there has been a thread like this but this quote appears in the current car and had me in stitches on the train yesterday......
'If a Ferrari is Pavarotti, and a TVR two butch Lesbians making love in a bucket then the AM Vanqush is Tom Jones bending over to pick up the soap in Strangeways' shower block...'
I know there has been a thread like this but this quote appears in the current car and had me in stitches on the train yesterday......
quote:The thing about metaphor is that it is meant to convey meaning. Just what is the author trying to say? A Ferrari sounds like a fat bloke? A TVR sounds like something physically impossible (how many buckets are big enough to get 2 people in?). An Aston-Martin sounds like buggery?
'If a Ferrari is Pavarotti, and a TVR two butch Lesbians making love in a bucket then the AM Vanqush is Tom Jones bending over to pick up the soap in Strangeways' shower block...'
Nope, got me confused.
quote:Can tell you're a bloody developer..
Nope, got me confused.
You have to imagine the *noise* produced by each of these three things..
Ah well, perhaps it's true that metaphors are never universally appreciated..
I thought it a cracker
>> Edited by CarZee on Thursday 30th May 16:27
It is an aural metaphor, Mr Pavarotti is a Tenor and his voice has a beautiful powerful tenor bark - bit like a ferrari
Two fat lesbians in a bucket(not size specific - anything bucket shaped like a TVR exhaust will produce reverberations and rutting dykes are a couourful allusion)can be envisaged making quite a racket in a deep sort of way.
Tom jones has a fine set of lungs and can hit a good note - which he would do when being surprsed from behind by big Barry from cell block E.
Two fat lesbians in a bucket(not size specific - anything bucket shaped like a TVR exhaust will produce reverberations and rutting dykes are a couourful allusion)can be envisaged making quite a racket in a deep sort of way.
Tom jones has a fine set of lungs and can hit a good note - which he would do when being surprsed from behind by big Barry from cell block E.
Years ago CAR went to Germany to try and max a Lotus Carlton on the autobahn. Can't remember the author but there was a wonderful descrption of the shunt he was worried about having when it started to rain "the closest thing to an Indycar accident you can have on a public road"
Went something like "I imagined myself sitting on a soft, brown cushion amidst the rapidly disintegrating remains of a Lotus Carlton"
Went something like "I imagined myself sitting on a soft, brown cushion amidst the rapidly disintegrating remains of a Lotus Carlton"
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