Think twice about that used 991 a few years from now...
Think twice about that used 991 a few years from now...
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marky911

4,434 posts

249 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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That is absolutely crazy!

I would not be happy with my bumper being wrestled off and dumped on the workshop floor, just to get to an air filter. Plus as you mention, the costs involved. Unreal!

Didn't think Porsche did things like this. nono

stuckmojo

4,113 posts

218 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Madness. I thought the French were the biggest culprits with their Megane headlights.

nsm3

2,831 posts

226 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Mein Gott !

Seems extremely OTT, wheels, lights and bumper out, just to access the air filter?

Good job no PCCB's on that car - he didn't use the alignment aid and pinged the wheel rim off the disc guard.

Beaky59

177 posts

196 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Unbelievable...................ever if you only have to do it very 24k miles or 2 years whichever is the earliest

LukeSi

5,780 posts

191 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Wow what a stupid design, all that just to get to the air filter.

Beaky59

177 posts

196 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Change the air filter sir, that will be $500 dollars

Raitzi

640 posts

242 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Too much stupid plastic in the way frown

Raitzi

640 posts

242 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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anonymous said:
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It is quite easy to see why new GT3 will be easy to be made lighter smile

Ian_UK1

1,515 posts

224 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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You've simply got to be taking the p*ss! Whoever designed that engine bay area must have needed a guide dog...

And piping false sound into the car? That's so pathetic. Is it really that difficult to make a car that just sounds good anyway?

I think it's definitely going to be bye-bye Porsche when my '7S is due for a change next year.


supersport

4,640 posts

257 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Ian_UK1 said:
You've simply got to be taking the p*ss! Whoever designed that engine bay area must have needed a guide dog...

And piping false sound into the car? That's so pathetic. Is it really that difficult to make a car that just sounds good anyway?

I think it's definitely going to be bye-bye Porsche when my '7S is due for a change next year.
I thought that piping sound in to the cabin was pretty sad too, might as well put some chavy exhaust from a nova on it. The last Top Gear had was it the new M5 and that did the same thing, don't know what the world is coming too.

Raitzi

640 posts

242 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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First they cover the engine in plastics and then they sell you PSE to improve sound smile

MadMark911

1,755 posts

179 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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OMG! frown

EvoSlayer

1,952 posts

215 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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anonymous said:
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It might cost that much, but I wonder how many will actuall get changed!

'...Of course we did it sir, it's on your bill!'

Rrroro

452 posts

185 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Jeeeeezuss........

C2'S'man

626 posts

253 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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When I went to the launch of the 991 back in December, I wondered how access would be gained to do this job, now I know, ridiculous and dont forget the kerching aspect!!!!

Spy

1,325 posts

237 months

Friday 30th March 2012
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Sounds like Porsche need to move to front engined cars wink

franki68

11,692 posts

251 months

Saturday 31st March 2012
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I thought the 991s sounded superb when I drove it,I really don't care how it sounds like that,it does not sound fake.

thegoose

8,077 posts

240 months

Saturday 31st March 2012
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It's fair to say that changing the poly v-belt won't be a 15 minute job anymore rolleyes

Bill Stein

1,595 posts

239 months

Saturday 31st March 2012
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" It's like peeling an onion" ha ha ha ha ha.....hehe

I've seen it all now. Talk about plastic fantastic!! It's a major major just to do the most basic job's, the crafty buggers.
I here the roof has to come off to change the coil packs/spark plugsyikes

And I thought Airfix day's were over.
So what we guessing for an airfilter change on labour ? I'll go for 500.00 quids.

Bill Stein

1,595 posts

239 months

Saturday 31st March 2012
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thegoose said:
It's fair to say that changing the poly v-belt won't be a 15 minute job anymore rolleyes
It's doubtful trying to empty the ashtray will be a 5 minute job! whistle