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There was a young lady, who lived for the news,
She thought it quite apt to share with her views,
She lived in the water and looked quite a dish,
She went by the Pistonheads name of Mrs Fish
They all live together in this cyberland,
Mungo and Shnozz are quite in demand,
They’ll battle and argue and oft’ disagree,
But this is the lure of the website, you see
Its visited daily by blokes with nice cars,
Who, when not at home, they are propping up bars,
They’ll share in their secrets of what they all drink,
And out do each other with a nod and a wink.
The dreamers come here to join in the fun,
To speak to the others whose dreams have begun,
The lucky ones tell of their high speed pursuits,
The unlucky get sentenced by men in dark suits.
Flasher will visit to join in the fun,
But steadies his breathing to maintain his lung,
If the ciggies don’t kill you, you better watch out,
The next thing we know, you’ll be suffering with gout
Chassis arrives to lighten the mood,
Our keyboards get covered in coffee and food,
The bloke is unique and has us in stitches,
All of his posts are riddled with glitches
Lois arrives and the boys pay attention,
Some of the comments should earn them detention,
It can get quite naughty with suggestions quite blue,
Step over the mark and you’re sinbinned, its true
Pwig bought his Turbo and thinks its quite fast,
But when he tries to overtake, he just can’t get past,
He’s a true Rover playboy, a laugh with the lads,
His car is the flagship for Grans and Grandads
I draw to the end of this short, scribbled rhyme,
I hope you will come back and read it some time,
Its just passed 10 minutes while sat at my screen,
I’m off to the shop now to buy some ice cream.
She thought it quite apt to share with her views,
She lived in the water and looked quite a dish,
She went by the Pistonheads name of Mrs Fish
They all live together in this cyberland,
Mungo and Shnozz are quite in demand,
They’ll battle and argue and oft’ disagree,
But this is the lure of the website, you see
Its visited daily by blokes with nice cars,
Who, when not at home, they are propping up bars,
They’ll share in their secrets of what they all drink,
And out do each other with a nod and a wink.
The dreamers come here to join in the fun,
To speak to the others whose dreams have begun,
The lucky ones tell of their high speed pursuits,
The unlucky get sentenced by men in dark suits.
Flasher will visit to join in the fun,
But steadies his breathing to maintain his lung,
If the ciggies don’t kill you, you better watch out,
The next thing we know, you’ll be suffering with gout
Chassis arrives to lighten the mood,
Our keyboards get covered in coffee and food,
The bloke is unique and has us in stitches,
All of his posts are riddled with glitches
Lois arrives and the boys pay attention,
Some of the comments should earn them detention,
It can get quite naughty with suggestions quite blue,
Step over the mark and you’re sinbinned, its true
Pwig bought his Turbo and thinks its quite fast,
But when he tries to overtake, he just can’t get past,
He’s a true Rover playboy, a laugh with the lads,
His car is the flagship for Grans and Grandads
I draw to the end of this short, scribbled rhyme,
I hope you will come back and read it some time,
Its just passed 10 minutes while sat at my screen,
I’m off to the shop now to buy some ice cream.
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