Webcams

[Bonce]

I'm on the blag again!

For those of you who didn't see my last post, I'm setting up a webcam to do time-lapse photography of a Westfield Megabird self-build -- live pictures will also be available for you all to see online.

After experimenting with locations for the camera last night, it became clear that my Intel webcam has too narrow a focus to be able to get the whole chassis in view, even from 5m away!
So does anyone have a webcam with wide angle functionality that they might be able to part with for a few weeks?

Cheers all,

Bonce

[davidd]

Few weeks?? Are we running a book on how long it take Dave to finish it?

[Roadrunner]

I was expecting something different on your web cam! Maybe a compromise - how about your missus building it in the buff?!

[davidd]

quote:
I was expecting something different on your web cam! Maybe a compromise - how about your missus building it in the buff?!

Bonce and Dave do many things together (live for instance) but not sure that I'd go as far as to say that Dave was his missus. As for Dave naked, I can't say my imagination will stretch to that, I'll have to ask Bonce....

[Bonce]

[sound of money going into swearbox]
F*ck off DD

[moomin]

If it was likely to take a few weeks I might have considered it...

Dave

[Roadrunner]

[Bonce]

quote:
I was expecting something different on your web cam! Maybe a compromise - how about your missus building it in the buff?!

I had actually thought about setting the webcam up to sneakily test it on my girlfriend who is off work at the moment, and using the PC. The thought of dozens of Pistonheaders watching her picking her nose or tweaking her nipples (or whatever it is girls do when they're alone) is quite hilariously tempting... but more than my life's worth. Sorry.

[Roadrunner]

Well if she's anything like my girlfriend she'll get home early and flick herself off

[davidd]

quote:
Well if she's anything like my girlfriend she'll get home early and flick herself off

Errr, I have a spare webcam, Bonce pass that laptop over to Roadrunner

[Roadrunner]

Doh! Better keep that quiet if your at Chatsworth this weekend!

[gtir]

quote:
Well if she's anything like my girlfriend she'll get home early and flick herself off

What, is your girlfiend a robot?

[ianpicknell]

quote:
What, is your girlfiend a robot?

LOL

[gtir]

Ok, what about if Bonce flicks Davids nipples while one or both are in the buff?

As long as they are careful where they sit down all will be fine (mental image in head "Oops, I just sat on your gearstick dave, ohh, tee hee")

[moomin]

>mental image in head "Oops, I just sat on your gearstick dave, ohh, tee hee"

Adam please don't try to involve me in your sordid little world.

Dave

[gtir]

quote:
>mental image in head "Oops, I just sat on your gearstick dave, ohh, tee hee"

Adam please don't try to involve me in your sordid little world.

Dave

Sorry, I forgot your sense of humour was minimal.

[pigme]

quote:

quote:
>mental image in head "Oops, I just sat on your gearstick dave, ohh, tee hee"

Adam please don't try to involve me in your sordid little world.

Dave

Sorry, I forgot your sense of humour was minimal.

Well said that man.

[moomin]

Not sure who has sense of humour failure here.
I clearly need to include more smilies, so I hope this makes up for it:

Thanks for coming...


>> Edited by moomin on Wednesday 29th May 16:22

[gtir]

Good boy, off you go (*pat on head*)

[Fatboy]

quote:Thanks for coming...

ooohhh sir!!!!
Ok, I'll get me coat