Airborne laser mothballed
Author
Discussion

///ajd

Original Poster:

8,964 posts

235 months

Wednesday 29th February 2012
quotequote all
No great surprise I suppose

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Wednesday 29th February 2012
quotequote all
Which one?

eharding

14,648 posts

313 months

Wednesday 29th February 2012
quotequote all
I presume this one.

Shame - could have been put into service discouraging with extreme prejudice the little scrotes who think it funny to shine lasers at the cockpits of airliners on approach to land....

"No sonny, that's not a laser. This...."

<Kerzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap>

"...is a laser"

Magog

2,653 posts

218 months

Wednesday 29th February 2012
quotequote all
I wonder how much of the funding for this really went on 'black projects'...

RobDickinson

31,343 posts

283 months

scubadude

2,619 posts

226 months

Thursday 1st March 2012
quotequote all
Its not just the British goverment that do 95% of something before chucking it in and starting another thing from scratch then....

You do wonder how much more money/work it would have taken for it to be usable, or how early they should have realised it wasn't going to be economically viable, somewhere between those two points they spent several billion dollars and several years of work- bonkers.

Did it ever manage to shoot anything down as promised?

PAUL. S

3,241 posts

275 months

Saturday 3rd March 2012
quotequote all
All they needed to do was watch a few episodes of Star Trek or Star Wars, its obvious even a few centuries later than us they still coudnt hit a barn door at 30 paces with a laser biggrin

A fella hanging out of a Sopwith camel with a Lee Enfield had a better strike rate

Edited by PAUL. S on Saturday 3rd March 09:59

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Saturday 3rd March 2012
quotequote all
Could have told them it was all a load of rubbish back in 1982.

Brigand

2,547 posts

198 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
quotequote all
Shame, I remember seeing a lot of the artist's impressions of the programme as a kid and enjoyed seeing big lasers coming out the top of Jumbo Jets.

The article shows a version with a nose-mounted laser, wasn't there a version with the laser mounted on top of the fuselage?

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
quotequote all
Eric Mc said:
Could have told them it was all a load of rubbish back in 1982.
True, even a trainee Evil Genus should know that you attach lasers to Sharks and not to Jumbos...........

Conian

8,030 posts

230 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
quotequote all
So how come the lasers on the space shuttles worked so well?
I saw a documentary once with Roger Moore about it.

magpie215

5,017 posts

218 months

Sunday 4th March 2012
quotequote all
Brigand said:
The article shows a version with a nose-mounted laser, wasn't there a version with the laser mounted on top of the fuselage?
yes


Brigand

2,547 posts

198 months

Monday 5th March 2012
quotequote all
Seems they mounted the lasers on alsorts of testbed aircraft, I always thought it was just the Jumbo.

Laser fact for you, (if memory serves and I haven't double checked on Google) laser stands for:

Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation.

They also have MASERS that use Microwaves instead of Light.