Improvised cooking methods
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calibrax

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4,788 posts

239 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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I'm interested to see what methods people have used to cook food, when the normal facilities aren't available.

I went to a private boarding school in the middle of nowhere (up in Scotland). In the senior common room we had a normal toaster, a Breville sandwich toaster (the kind that makes triangular toasties), and a kettle. So we had to improvise, or only have bread related snacks and tea/coffee.

So... the kettle was often used for boiling eggs (using a bit of tape over the pop-up switch)... the Breville was used for frying - medium size eggs fitted perfectly in the sections, giving a nice triangular fried egg, perfect on a bit of toast! Also used to go fishing for brown trout in the loch, and we would clean and fillet our catch and cook that in the Breville as well!

Tried doing fish fingers in the normal toaster once but it was a disaster...


Shaw Tarse

31,877 posts

231 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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Using a blow lamp, I first saw it being used by Paul Hogan to make toast, years later chefs have adopted the idea.

Mobile Chicane

21,975 posts

240 months

Thursday 23rd February 2012
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I don't have a sandwich toaster (it's another gadget I don't have room for) but I manage to make perfectly acceptable toasties by wrapping two slices of toast + filling in tin foil and bunging it in the ordinary toaster. The thing to watch for is that the foil doesn't touch the elements - sparks will ensue - otherwise it works pretty well.

The other thing I do if I have the woodburning stove lit, is to reheat food on the top. It's a crap woodburner not designed for cooking on, but it does the job (eventually). My argument being, why shell out for electricity when there's a usable source of heat right there?

soda

1,131 posts

189 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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I made breakfast inside a loaf once when camping.

Big crusty bloomer loaf cut in half. Pull the inside out and stuff with sausage, bacon, black pudding and beans. Replace chunks of the bread and crack a couple of eggs in for good measure. Wrap in foil and bury in the dying campfire and go to sleep, wake up and enjoy smile

There was also the occasion when I decided to cook bacon in the toaster after a few beers, that was less successful though.

Gizmo!

18,150 posts

237 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Mobile Chicane said:
I don't have a sandwich toaster (it's another gadget I don't have room for) but I manage to make perfectly acceptable toasties by wrapping two slices of toast + filling in tin foil and bunging it in the ordinary toaster. The thing to watch for is that the foil doesn't touch the elements - sparks will ensue - otherwise it works pretty well.
yikes

LordGrover

34,138 posts

240 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Ms Chicane, not heard of these then: click?
Rather safer I fancy. hehe

Mobile Chicane

21,975 posts

240 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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LordGrover said:
Ms Chicane, not heard of these then: click?
Rather safer I fancy. hehe
Another gadget I can't be arsed with washing - I just chuck the foil away.

Halved pittas also work pretty well smile

escargot

17,123 posts

245 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Mobile Chicane said:
LordGrover said:
Ms Chicane, not heard of these then: click?
Rather safer I fancy. hehe
Another gadget I can't be arsed with washing - I just chuck the foil away.

Halved pittas also work pretty well smile
Why would you wash a disposable bag? wink

dougc

8,241 posts

293 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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University housemate decided that since

1)water boils in a kettle
2)water is a fluid
3)baked beans are pretty fluid

it was logical to assume that beans would cook in a kettle.

They don't

They cost you a new kettle.

renoir

7 posts

202 months

LordGrover

34,138 posts

240 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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dougc said:
University housemate decided that since

1)water boils in a kettle
2)water is a fluid
3)baked beans are pretty fluid

it was logical to assume that beans would cook in a kettle.

They don't

They cost you a new kettle.
Did this student go on to attain a CSE grade 4 in digging?

schmalex

13,616 posts

234 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Used a cut open Sainsburys bag as a replacement for cling film to roll the mushroom mix & pancetta round a beef filet last weekend. It worked pretty well & tasted incredible

Jam Spavlin

909 posts

213 months

Friday 24th February 2012
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Shamelessly borrowed pic but I give you.....



The Rocket stove!

Made a few in my youth may do one again now I've been inspired by this thread!

Smitters

4,408 posts

185 months

Monday 27th February 2012
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Not wanting to carry oil on a French camping trip, so cooking everything in cheap local red wine.

Was ace.

AndyAudi

3,932 posts

250 months

Monday 27th February 2012
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As a scout leader I've seen/done a few strange ones.

Mince cooked inside a pepper wrapped in foil on a fire was good,
An egg cooked in an empty orange
"Fishing" with Bacon suspended over a fire in a wet brown paper bag. (Trick is not to go to close & burn the bag)
Pizza using an old sweetie tin as an oven by chucking it near the fire (don't seal lid though)
poached an egg in a kettle by wrapping it in clingfilm first

Whilst not a scout leader -
Cheese toastie in a set of ceramic hair straightners