CIA Recruitment
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A while ago there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. The final choice was down to 2 men and a woman. For the final test the CIA men took the first man to a room and handed him a gun. We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting on a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man said, "I couldn't shoot my wife!" the CIA man said, "You're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the gun and the same instructions. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting on a chair. Take this gun and kill her." He took the gun and went in the room. After a quiet 5 minutes the door opened. The man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I couldn't pull the trigger. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." Now they're down to the woman left to test and she was handed her the same gun. "Inside you will find your husband sitting on a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. Then they heard screaming and banging. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. Wiping the sweat from her brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
The second man was given the gun and the same instructions. "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting on a chair. Take this gun and kill her." He took the gun and went in the room. After a quiet 5 minutes the door opened. The man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I couldn't pull the trigger. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." Now they're down to the woman left to test and she was handed her the same gun. "Inside you will find your husband sitting on a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed, the CIA men heard the gun start firing. Then they heard screaming and banging. This went on for several minutes, then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. Wiping the sweat from her brow and said "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
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