Floating cereals
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Triple D

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Tuesday 7th February 2012
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So, i after the misses comes in saying how she managed to get a bargain on cereals, 2 for the price of 3 or something i thought i might indulge in some sugar puffs, i don't do cereals very often but nostalgia made me want some sugar puffs. Get a decent man sized bowl and put in healthy portion of the classic puff, get milk out fridge and by now am getting excited so i just pour away, and what happens, the bloody things float causing them to flood everywhere, work top, kitchen floor even down the side of the oven. Spend the next 5 minutes picking up the puffs before "she" finds out and goes nuts.
Eventually sit down with my bowl of tasty sugary goodness and plunge spoon straight in. Again, mess every where, all over sofa and all over the floor . I tidy the mess again. Decide to eat all the loose dry, milk less puffs from the top to avoid more spilling. The bowl gets to a safe level and i dive the spoon in only to have 1 maybe 2 layers of puffs and a bowl full of milk. Seemed to be alot of messing about to get to eat sugar puffs of the floor, worktop and sofa just to end with a bowl full of milk. If only sugar puffs sank.


Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

250 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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The nights must just fly by in your house wink

sleep envy

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277 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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next time use a double handed beaker but don't put sugar puffs in it

hth


Edited by sleep envy on Tuesday 7th February 16:32

D1ngd0ng

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193 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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confused

twazzock

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197 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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chunkymonkey71

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226 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Apparently Sugar Puffs make your pee stink.

Apparently.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

210 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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By "misses" [sic], I presume you mean "mummy"?

Triple D

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177 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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not apparently, it is as true as a, uh, true thing i guess.

g4ry13

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283 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Apparently Sugar Puffs make your pee stink.

Apparently.
This is true. I confirm it from first hand experience, I thought I was just weird.

Hoofy

79,918 posts

310 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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My mate, Python Gus, so-called because he just eats food whole, discovered that when he sat in a bath, the amount of water he displaced was equal to his weight. We called bullst and reckon he stole that idea off our other mate, Archie Mead, so-called because he loves mead.

Triple D

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177 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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why would i mean mummy when i said misses, i dont get it.

Papa Hotel

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Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Triple D said:
why would i mean mummy when i said misses, i dont get it.
Well, because you write like you have no hair on your balls.

SWoll

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286 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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The quality of newbies has really dropped off recently.

Triple D

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177 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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well i don't have hair on my balls, but that was my choice.

DannyScene

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183 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Triple D said:
So, i after the misses comes in saying how she managed to get a bargain on cereals, 2 for the price of 3 or something i thought i might indulge in some sugar puffs, i don't do cereals very often but nostalgia made me want some sugar puffs. Get a decent man sized bowl and put in healthy portion of the classic puff, get milk out fridge and by now am getting excited so i just pour away, and what happens, the bloody things float causing them to flood everywhere, work top, kitchen floor even down the side of the oven. Spend the next 5 minutes picking up the puffs before "she" finds out and goes nuts.
Eventually sit down with my bowl of tasty sugary goodness and plunge spoon straight in. Again, mess every where, all over sofa and all over the floor . I tidy the mess again. Decide to eat all the loose dry, milk less puffs from the top to avoid more spilling. The bowl gets to a safe level and i dive the spoon in only to have 1 maybe 2 layers of puffs and a bowl full of milk. Seemed to be alot of messing about to get to eat sugar puffs of the floor, worktop and sofa just to end with a bowl full of milk. If only sugar puffs sank.
Pfft amateur. Put the milk in the bowl first, pour the cereal on top and push them down into the milk, more cereal on top and your onto a winner.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

210 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Triple D said:
well i don't have hair on my balls, but that was my choice.
You're a school child by choice? Share your secret, oh great sage, we all long for simpler times in life.

Triple D

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177 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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whats worse, getting called a school child or troll, not that i am neither but as long as it keeps you happy i will play along

Triple D

Original Poster:

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177 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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and am not sure what sage has to do with anything

DannyScene

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183 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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Triple D said:
and am not sure what sage has to do with anything
Oh dear.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

210 months

Tuesday 7th February 2012
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No, I don't suppose you do. See you at half four tomorrow then, best get your homework done now before In The Night Garden comes on.