There are nice traffic wardens
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Was parked on double yellow at bottom or Millar St last night waiting for wife to come out of shop in Argyle St and spots traffic warden coming down street towards me booking parked car OK I think wife knows I'm here so rather than drive off go round George Sq and come back I'll brave this out
Sure enough down he comes over to car sorry sir cant wait here
Oh wife is on her way say's I
OK he says move up to that inshot to loading area at back of shops and you'll be OK and wanders off
Nice man
Sure enough down he comes over to car sorry sir cant wait here
Oh wife is on her way say's I
OK he says move up to that inshot to loading area at back of shops and you'll be OK and wanders off
Nice man
I bribed one in edinburgh once, with Lockets.
She (quite tidy!) had a bad cold and a croaky voice, I was parked on a single yellow, doing work in a property opposite.
At first she said I'd need to move after unloading, but then I gave her a locket or two and she said, "oh, just stay there, I'll be back in an hour or so, so you're fine till then".
Stayed there all day, no problem.
She (quite tidy!) had a bad cold and a croaky voice, I was parked on a single yellow, doing work in a property opposite.
At first she said I'd need to move after unloading, but then I gave her a locket or two and she said, "oh, just stay there, I'll be back in an hour or so, so you're fine till then".
Stayed there all day, no problem.
JoPo1 said:
They're all a
holes. You caught them on a 'better' day. They're all aholes. All of them.
Disagree - they've all got good sides ,all round the British isles ( but I'm talking about YE OLDE YELLOW PERIL)-I've found that if you be nice ( most folk are nasty) -something they don't get often ,and it throws them , (like seeing a BIB on your tail and stopping to ask for directions)-into "must help the public mode"holes. You caught them on a 'better' day. They're all aholes. All of them.well I had one big fekin jobs worth today In Dunfermline
parked in the pedestrian precinct (not allowed from 12.00-1500)
at 15.00 this is how it went
jobs worth :what are you doing parked here
Me : picking my wife up
jobs worth :well you are getting a fixed penalty ticket £30.00
me :cant you give me a warning
jobs worth :no you are getting a ticket
me
k then hurry up mr jobs worth just stick
the ticket on the window don't even speak to me
me :the air starts to go blue a lot of $*%^^&&
jobs worth :I will get you done for a breach of the peace
me :you need collaboration
jobs worth :Im a police traffic warden & don't need any collaboration
me : you are the ticket now go stick the ticket on the window like a
good boy & let me on my merry way thank you
parked in the pedestrian precinct (not allowed from 12.00-1500)
at 15.00 this is how it went
jobs worth :what are you doing parked here
Me : picking my wife up
jobs worth :well you are getting a fixed penalty ticket £30.00
me :cant you give me a warning
jobs worth :no you are getting a ticket
me
k then hurry up mr jobs worth just stick the ticket on the window don't even speak to me
me :the air starts to go blue a lot of $*%^^&&
jobs worth :I will get you done for a breach of the peace
me :you need collaboration
jobs worth :Im a police traffic warden & don't need any collaboration
me : you are the ticket now go stick the ticket on the window like a
good boy & let me on my merry way thank you
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