Big Brother - Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Big Brother - Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Arrrgghhh.. it's started again.. and from the bit of it I've seen the guest-retards are even fatter, uglier, thicker and more unpleasant than last year..

I hate the concept. I hate the execution. I hate the hype surrounding it. I hate the people who conceived the idea. I hate the people who participate. I hate the people who press the buttons at the production company to get the pictures onto my TV and I hate Davina Get-your-fringe-straightened-bitch McColl.

GET A CLUE, LOSERS!

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Agreed, however there is at least one fit one and the fact that the geordie looks like Sid the Sexist amused me all weekend.

Actually, do you think we can vote Jade out of humanity altogether?

Matt.

>> Edited by plotloss on Monday 27th May 10:39

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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haven't a clue which one she is.. don't care either.. they're patently all imbeciles who will hopefully contract legionaires disease in their dodgy swimming pool..

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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I caught a couple of mins while flicking through. They look & sound very rough.

PetrolTed

34,443 posts

309 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Must confess I do suffer from a fascination for these programmes as people are very transparent when placed in environments like this.

It's hilarious to see many of then trying so hard to project certain images so soon.

More scary was the trailer I saw for some other program in which they put ten 12? year old boys in a house together with no adults for a week and watched what they got up to. Whatever next?

davidd

6,521 posts

290 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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More scary was the trailer I saw for some other program in which they put ten 12? year old boys in a house together with no adults for a week and watched what they got up to. Whatever next?



I saw that trailer and will be watching the program whenever it is on.

BigBrother is compelling viewing just because they are all such w*nkers. I cannot think of any other program where I shout at the telly so much (unless of course you mention Austrian GP), quite a nice way to let off steam really.

What might be good this year is the fact that they have to give a reason why they are nominating people off.

I wonder what sort of cars they all drive....?

ap_smith

1,997 posts

272 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Now then CarZee, turn the s**t off. Turn it over, in fact turn off the idiot's lantern and put some tunes on.

However, I suspect Mrs CarZee is behind this latest outburst. Good job you've got lots of other rooms and lots of other TVs in your house then.

Deadly Dog

281 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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they're patently all imbeciles who will hopefully contract legionaires disease in their dodgy swimming pool..



Ha ha ha!

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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I suspect Mrs CarZee is behind this latest outburst. Good job you've got lots of other rooms and lots of other TVs in your house then.
Absolutely.. and if there weren't I'd have put the Sky viewing card in the microwave by now..

Death to E4!

ohidunno

506 posts

278 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Agreed, however there is at least one fit one and the fact that the geordie looks like Sid the Sexist amused me all weekend.



Ha Ha, excellent spot. Actually, what about the model bloke who was whining about someone eating the sausages, sounded like Frank Spencer - the big fairy.

I quite like these shows, but you have to be a bit of a people watcher I think. Survivor is more interesting for the contestants and the viewers though. I'd also want more than seventy grand to have to share a house with Jade, or a bedroom with weirdy Spencer.

anonymous-user

60 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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I wonder what sort of cars they all drive....?



at a guess.......

Jade - Nissan Micra
Sunita - MGF
Alison - H reg Ford Escort large amount of rust on nearside front wing
Spencer - VW camper van
PJ - Vauxhall Nova a la Kev
The male model tart - Saxo VTR
The big coloured guy - Ferrari (look hes bigger than me alright!, i dont want to pi$$ him off!)
The blonde one in skimpy tops - Renault megane convertible
cant remember the rest of them.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Substitute that ferarri for an H reg 318i bmw.

CarZee

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13,382 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Actually, what about the model bloke who was whining about someone eating the sausages, sounded like Frank Spencer - the big fairy.

I quite like these shows, but you have to be a bit of a people watcher I think. Survivor is more interesting for the contestants and the viewers though. I'd also want more than seventy grand to have to share a house with Jade, or a bedroom with weirdy Spencer.
ARRRRGHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP..

You sound like a bloody bird!

However, Category A Prisons filling up? No room in the secure psychiatric units? Put em in the damned house with all these losers.. now that I'd watch.. Oh, and put LSD in the water supply.

mel

10,168 posts

281 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Things will only get worse over the next few weeks it will become Big Brother or World Cup. Ahhhhhhhhhhh I flucking hate both. The worse case will be when the sad muppets on big brother start speculating and pleading to know what has happened in the football and no doubt some tacky rag of a tabloids pathetic attempts to get news to them. Must admit though the house full of 10 year olds sounds a scream that on I will watch.

mel

10,168 posts

281 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Substitute that ferarri for an H reg 318i bmw.



With a cheap Northern Ireland private plate.

Marshy

2,748 posts

290 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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They're not all complete tossers... just Jade. I don't normally come over all homocidal, but for the love of bod, people like that should be culled.

Local boy Spencer (Cambridge chap) appears to be a sullen lazy f**kwit. Model bloke seems OK, and the scottish chap is turning out to be a good bloke I reckon. Has his head screwed on.

I missed both the previous Big Brothers, so this one is strangely compelling so far...

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Is Jade the really really really (x 100) annoying one that talks so fuing loud and is so fuing stupid that you want to fire harpoons at her repeatedly? I'm not addicted yet but I will be. Sh1t. Sh1t sh1t sh1t.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Don't now any names, and I won't as I'm not going to watch, but I did have an overwhelming urge to hack up the fat blonde with an axe.

plotloss

67,280 posts

276 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Don't now any names, and I won't as I'm not going to watch, but I did have an overwhelming urge to hack up the fat blonde with an axe.



That'll be Jade then!

A better case for contraception I have seldom seen.

Matt.

JohnL

1,763 posts

271 months

Monday 27th May 2002
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Switched it on the other day. 5 minutes of some bloke reading a book. Even the wife thought, this is boring.
Switched it off again.

I know they show the lowlights as well. I'm just glad that she got pi$$ed off by the live boredom so I won't be forced to watch any more.