Been laughing all morning!!
Been laughing all morning!!
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stackmonkey

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5,084 posts

278 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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History first. I've been intending to buy a TVR for a few months, since making some money on a house and then buying a cheaper one. A mate of mine has been winding me up over this period, saying he'd wait til I'd bought a car, then go out and buy something better and faster (he has more capital than i do).

Well, I agreed to buy my first TVR early yesterday afternoon and will pick up next week if all goes well.
It's a late 95 Chimaera 5.0

This morning this mate of mine rings up to say he's just bought a 993 Turbo for £30k!!
This guy has actually bought this car just to say that it's a better, faster than the TVR! And he's spent more than twice what I have to do so! and I haven't stopped laughing all morning (including at him down the phone)




P.S. What the comparative performance figures for the 2 cars? I'd laugh so much more if he was wrong, good friend or not.

HeyAndy

423 posts

278 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Couldn't agree with you more. It's the one thing I tell people who have a limited perception of TVR. Hope you enjoy the car!!

ceejay

1,287 posts

283 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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I think you will be laughing longest, a 993 Turbo for 30K,hmmmm!

DustyC

12,822 posts

283 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Well done!

His is definitly quicker but not for the money
www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.mv?file=car.mv&num=827

Join the TVRCC and get along to the meets etc and you will realise just how good a TVR is.
It will earn you a lot of friends quicker

BTW: My Griff 500 hand book says
0-60: 4.1 secs
0-100: 10.5 secs
1/4 mile: 12.2 secs

Also, I bet I can already guess which car will sound the best
and Id rather have it than a squashed beatle!

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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DustyC said:
... a squashed beatle!


Ringo Starr put through a mangle?



Of course he will try and play the reliability card next! And then it will be something else!

Just go out and enjoy Then see how your grin muscles compare!

jeremyc

28,038 posts

313 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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We do love pub banter (all figures from Evo):
Yours: 0-60 4.6s, 167mph max
His: 0-60 4.5s, 180mph max

Your roof comes off: priceless.

beano500

20,854 posts

304 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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And we haven't even started on knicker elastic....

DustyC

12,822 posts

283 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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You're going to the wrong pub jc!
My local suggests any TVR 3.x any porker 5.x

Marki

15,763 posts

299 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Your mates got class

jeremyc

28,038 posts

313 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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DustyC said:
You're going to the wrong pub jc!
My local suggests any TVR 3.x any porker 5.x

Only if you've got a V8 TVR in which you can't remove the roof.

DustyC

12,822 posts

283 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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I've also heard of a pub that suggests an Audi hearse can do 4.X and that an old fashioned yellow thing with a Rover 4 pot is even quicker!

I think they must drink a lot there though. Everyone knows that thats not possible.

Oh no what am I doing! He is the nicest bloke in the whole world and Im challenging pub figures with him!

h2dca

901 posts

269 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Marki said:
Your mates got class


Sounds like your mates overcompensating for a small d**k

You could always mention that TVR should be thankful to Porsche as in the 80s when all the Loadsamoney London traders started buying them the sloanes thought that Porsche had become vulgar and started buying TVR, hence giving them sales and money to invest so you could one day buy a fine 5 Litre Chim.

Enjoy your new car, which I suspect you will



burriana500

16,556 posts

283 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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If we are talking official claimed stats - then he has just paid between £10 and £15k more than you to get 0.2 secs 0-60 and an extra 4mph top end.

Trust me, on a normal road, you'll never notice the difference.

And better well, yours has the V8 roar and it's a convertible.


His is a great car... but no better than yours

nick heppinstall

9,069 posts

309 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Tell him you've decided to keep the Prelude after all

pbrettle

3,280 posts

312 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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ceejay said:
I think you will be laughing longest, a 993 Turbo for 30K,hmmmm!


Mmm, have to agree - failed to see a 993 Turbo for that amount. Eithers a LHD dog, or it aint a 993 and / or Turbo - or of course he paid a lot more than £30k for it..... Cracking car, but it will BREAK you if you get the wrong one....

Top purchase on the TVR though.

JonRB

80,008 posts

301 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Your friend must care an awful lot about what you think about him if he's prepared to blow £30k+ on it.

andyvdg

1,537 posts

312 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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Didn't Autocar own a 993 Turbo for a year - and spent £10k or so maintaining it

BCA

8,651 posts

286 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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I dont know why you are laughing, sounds like he made a pretty decent move there. Faster, safer, not going to depreciate, more reliable(in theory), easier to drive fast etc etc...

If its a decent car for £30k, he'll be having the last laugh.

mrmaggit

10,146 posts

277 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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You'll be getting loads more "nice car, mate" moments than your friend.

stackmonkey

Original Poster:

5,084 posts

278 months

Friday 25th June 2004
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I've just been on the phone to my mate, who would like to point out that he nearly bought a new Mazda RX8 2 months ago, but didn't because the insurance as a 2nd car was too expensive at £2K.

My mate also says that he has always liked Porsche 911s.