Witty 5-a-side team names?

[robbo1111]

As per title really, anyone have any funny 5-a-side team names?

Cheers

[garrykiller]

Inter my-nan

[Glassman]

Fife Four Forfar Five

[robbo1111]

garrykiller said:

Inter my-nan

[y2johnny]

robbo1111 said:

garrykiller said:

Inter my-nan

Alternatively inter-YerMam

[Motown Junk]

Not 5 a side, but there used to be a South London Sunday league side called Athletico Sid James

[OllieC]

Notting yourmumsforest

Inter Thepub (been done I know)

[RemainAllHoof]

at every suggestion.

I think there are some great real names...
Mons (look it up but not at work)
Young Boys (never admit to laying them or being behind them)
Go Ahead Eagles (they played last night!)
Koo Tee Pee (you're just making up names now)
Fart
Deportiva wka
Bramford Cock FC (you'll never hear the commentator saying Cock has penetrated deep with the ball and I dread to think what it means when Cock is offside)
Sugar Boyz
Hard
Colon
Lanus (when Lanus and Colon play in the Argentinian league, make up your own toilet joke)

I want to see an international friendly between Bramford Cock Football Club and RAEC Mons.
"Cock pushes hard and penetrates Mons' defence with the ball..."
"There appears to be an exchange of words between captains as Mons rubs Cock up the wrong way..."
"The climax will have Cock meeting Mons where Cottagers usually play."





So, with this in mind, you might as well call yourselves "We're Gonna Shove Your bks Down Your Throats, You s FC".

[RemainAllHoof]

Oh... Shell Sea.

[Nom de ploom]

my OH's lads flay for Barca Bramley in Leeds.

they're utter rubbish too

[Black can man]

Outer Milan

[SC7]

Crystal Phallus

[RemainAllHoof]

SC7 said:

Crystal Phallus

[Glassman]

wet spam

[swansea v6]

Norfolk and chance......

[BraveSirRobin]

RealAle Madrid

[Glassman]

Surreal Madrid

[dxbtiger]

R Kelly's Under 16s

[Glassman]

dxbtiger said:

R Kelly's Under 16s

[CIE560]

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