'Typical' owners

[Englishman]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

This excellent thread got me thinking - what are the physical attributes of the owners of the TVR models?

We already know:

- Griff owners have hairy chests and have at least one medallion
- Chim owners like things pink and purple, including underwear
- Sagaris owners are very sophisticated and drive like stink
- Cerbera owners tend to be fat and ugly (my Wife's observation I hasten to add!)
- Seems from the thread above this is also true of Wedge owners

What about the rest? Thoughts welcome in the best possible taste.

[spongy]

Who you calling fati am just big boned.....and handsome

[Mark.]

So I'm fat, ugly and wear pink and purple underwear?

The mind boggles

[robsco]

Well I'm not fat, but one out of two ain't bad.

[Alexdaredevilz]

- Griff owners have hairy chests and have at least one hundred medallions
- Chim owners are god like
- Sagaris owners are show pony's
- Cerbera owners are grumpy there roof doesn't come off
- Wedge owners are jealous of the Chim's curves
- Tuscan owners worry 24/7 about there pride and joy blowing up

[clarkmagpie]

No hairy chest and no medallion for me.
I feel left out now

[rcvaughan]

I'd be curious to know a bit about the demographics of owners of different models

Average age?
Type of car use?
Annual milage?
Do they have young, attractive daughters?

etc

[Harrytsg]

Alexdaredevilz said:

- Griff owners have hairy chests and have at least one hundred medallions
- Chim owners are god like
- Sagaris owners are show pony's
- Cerbera owners are grumpy there roof doesn't come off
- Wedge owners are jealous of the Chim's curves
- Tuscan owners worry 24/7 about there pride and joy blowing up

+1

[shep1001]

Tamora ownwers like round booty..... including Beyonce

Edited by shep1001 on Thursday 6th October 00:47

[PoleDriver]

It would be extremely foolhardy of me to make any comment!

[Robertjp]

Tuscan owners wish other people knew what a Tuscan actually is

[madbadger]

Robertjp said:

Tuscan owners wish other people knew what a Tuscan actually is

Such lovely cars too.

[Jammy Dodger]

rcvaughan said:

I'd be curious to know a bit about the demographics of owners of different models

Average age?
Type of car use?
Annual milage?
Do they have young, attractive daughters?

etc

42
pure pleasure
6-10k
Daughter - 2yrs old, not posting pic

wife (5'10, size 10, 9 stone - and that's at 35 !):



pink pants ? I have no idea what you're talking about

Edited by Jammy Dodger on Thursday 6th October 08:36

[Obiwonkeyblokey]

youve done it now.....

[Obiwonkeyblokey]

Jammy Dodger said:

42
pure pleasure
6-10k
Daughter - 2yrs old, not posting pic

wife (5'10, size 10, 9 stone - and that's at 35 !):



pink pants ? I have no idea what you're talking about

Edited by Jammy Dodger on Thursday 6th October 08:36

quoted for posterity in case you ever regret this!

[blueg33]

Jammy Dodger said:

rcvaughan said:

I'd be curious to know a bit about the demographics of owners of different models

Average age?
Type of car use?
Annual milage?
Do they have young, attractive daughters?

etc

42
pure pleasure
6-10k
Daughter - 2yrs old, not posting pic

wife (5'10, size 10, 9 stone - and that's at 35 !):

Not posting photo's so boring serious answer from me

Age - 46
Use - Weekend toy, some business trips and steed for the annual pilgrimage to Le Mans
Mileage - 5000 pa
Daughter - yes she is 11 and any man that goes near hear will be killed

Just to compete

Wife - 5'9, size 8/10, 9 stone and that's at 45 after having 2 kids!

[Zippee]

blueg33 said:

Not posting photo's so boring serious answer from me

Age - 46
Use - Weekend toy, some business trips and steed for the annual pilgrimage to Le Mans
Mileage - 5000 pa
Daughter - yes she is 11 and any man that goes near hear will be killed

Just to compete

Wife - 5'9, size 8/10, 9 stone and that's at 45 after having 2 kids!

Boring serious answer from me as well then;

Age - 35
Use - Weekend toy
Mileage - 6-8k pa
No kids

Wife - 5'3, size 8, 9 stone and 35 - she'll kill me!

[Jammy Dodger]

Obiwonkeyblokey said:

quoted for posterity in case you ever regret this!

I won't regret it - i like to see the pink pants picture (with my belly pushed out for comic effect) as often as possible.... that was me at 37 and 13 stone. At 42 I'm 16.5 stone, no longer look anything like that, regrettably. Missus drew the short straw there for sure...

[Jammy Dodger]

blueg33 said:

Just to compete

Wife - 5'9, size 8/10, 9 stone and that's at 45 after having 2 kids!

great isn't it !

[blueg33]

Jammy Dodger said:

great isn't it !

Yes except she is as mental as they come!