Stolen Cooking Apples - What To Do With Them

[0a]

I may have a contact for stolen cooking apples. I have no idea what to do with these brutes; any good recipe ideas? Currently they are just big bitter things to me, and painful when they fall on your head.

Thanks!

[RichB]

The clue is in the name.

[Stu R]

Cook them. HTH.

I'd suggest pie and crumble, if you're craving more of my insight.

[Shaw Tarse]

Pork chops in cider:
Pork chops.
Sliced cooking apple.
Sliced onion.
Sliced mushrooms.
Cider.
Top with grated cheese & breadcrumbs.
Bake in oven.
Done.

[Plotloss]

Bind them together using peanut butter as mortar and construct anything from a kennel to an overpass depending on quantity.

HTH

[RichB]

Shaw Tarse said:

Pork chops in cider:
Pork chops.
Sliced cooking apple.
Sliced onion.
Sliced mushrooms.
Cider.
Top with grated cheese & breadcrumbs.
Bake in oven.
Done.

Did someone mention cider?

[V8mate]

I got a big bag of cooking apples from someone at work last week. Made some apple crumble muffins at the weekend, but have loads left.

Given we're in the glorious English apple season, apples might make a good cooking competition theme soon?

[RichB]

p.s. When you say stolen do you mean scrumped? It sounds far better to say I've scrumped some apples : )

[0a]

RichB said:

p.s. When you say stolen do you mean scrumped? It sounds far better to say I've scrumped some apples : )

Yes, but i'm too young for that

Thanks for the suggestions all, I'd forgotten crumbles easy to make and great with custard. How about making apple sauce?

[Shaw Tarse]

0a said:

Yes, but i'm too young for that

Thanks for the suggestions all, I'd forgotten crumbles easy to make and great with custard. How about making apple sauce?

Yes to both & freeze.

[dudleybloke]

cut out the core and fill with dried fruit (raisens ect) wrap in foil and bake till mushy.

[0a]

V8mate said:

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Given we're in the glorious English apple season, apples might make a good cooking competition theme soon?

Also I've been told that it's a bumper season this year. Our eater trees have the most apples on them for years.

[dudleybloke]

jam, chutney, wine, cider.

[Bullett]

sorbet

[Simpo Two]

sauce

strudel

[soxboy]

Crumble (on their own or better still with pilfered blackberries)
Strudel
Turnovers
Apple sauce

[Simpo Two]

Bloody hell man, I said sauce and strudel and crumble was in the second reply! Do you like not read nuffink?

[Lost_BMW]

Apple Turn-Them-In Over?

[dudleybloke]

throw them at people.

[parapaul]

0a said:

I may have a contact for stolen cooking apples. I have no idea what to do with these brutes; any good recipe ideas? Currently they are just big bitter things to me, and painful when they fall on your head.

Thanks!

0a said:

Also I've been told that it's a bumper season this year. Our eater trees have the most apples on them for years.

Stolen from your own orchard?