Ze bloody rosbif tourist. I, ow you say, wish he stay home

[Pierre de Vichy]

Pardon my, how you say, poor English.

In a silent village I live in ze Lot.

The week last, the village was, ow you say, invaded by a grumpy Rosbif and iz lovely family. I theenk iz name was Victor Meldrew, or sumzing.

Arrives they in a banged out Jeep (bloody Americaines!) and asks for four ciggies and has the naughty to ask for lunch!

Bloody Rosbifs - you may as well stay at home!

Pah!

[hornetrider]

Est-ce qu'il y a l'homme avec un chemise qui avec "La Francais est merde"?

[BuzzLightyear]

Et avait-il un billet pour l'autobus, peut-être?




ETA Merde! Nous sommes perdus...

[dudleybloke]

Fetchez La Vache

[Pierre de Vichy]

See you all what I mean.

Ee az no, ow you say, sense of humour.

Ee iz probably the same guy who visited l'harbour d'Ilfracombe and complain about ze poisson.

His mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of Elderberries!

Now, go away before I taunt you a second time.

[Pierre de Vichy]

For l'avoidance de doubt, ze Dutch et l'Jerries were very nice...

[5potTurbo]

[LuS1fer]

bus pass said:

Funny as toothache you are....... tt!

Reading the responses to my thread and speaking to other British, Irish and Dutch tourists, it seems I'm far from alone in finding the locals of that area far from hospitable.

Je pense que tu a besoin d'un subscription a la "Casse d'humeur" organisation.

Nous ne tolerate pas quelque personnes qui n'ont pas un Panzer derriere them....

[PugwasHDJ80]

LuS1fer said:

Je pense que tu a besoin d'un subscription a la "Casse d'humeur" organisation.

Nous ne tolerate pas quelque personnes qui n'ont pas un Panzer derriere them....

ahh c'est vraiment

[Puggit]

'derriere them'

Doing so well, and then ran out of French...

Edited by Puggit on Tuesday 6th September 09:18

[LuS1fer]

Hey, I ran out of French pretty much after "Je"

[Paul Dishman]

Pierre de Vichy said:

l'Jerries were very nice...

that explains your surname then...

[audidoody]

bus pass said:

Funny as toothache you are....... tt!

Reading the responses to my thread and speaking to other British, Irish and Dutch tourists, it seems I'm far from alone in finding the locals of that area far from hospitable.

Eh bien. J'ai ri. Vous voulez alléger mon ami.

[johnfm]

[LuS1fer]

I quite like the Dutch though when I went, they were all hiding.

[rupert the dog]

I'm not going now. Pierre has put me right off, I can tell you, what with him and all the other scary stories about France spreading over PH like a rash, I've just booked 2 weeks in Torremolinos, all inclusive with a complimentary copy of the Daily Mail every morning. Phew, that was a close shave. Thank you Buss Pass and Pierre (oh, and Paddy too).

[ArmaghMan]

Cher Pierre,

c'est a cause de nous que vous ne parlez pas l'Allemande maintenant