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I'm going to throw the cat amongst the pigeons now.. I hope I'm not alone in saying that VW Beetles are insufferable pieces of shit. They don't go, they don't handle, they sound like an overloaded washing machine and they have the mechanicals of an ox-cart. Why do people insist on driving them - and what on Earth makes people think they are cool????
And don't give me all this flannel about 'classic car' and designed by Porsche in the 30's and biggest selling car ever and all that blah blah blah.. they're just shit, okay?
And don't give me all this flannel about 'classic car' and designed by Porsche in the 30's and biggest selling car ever and all that blah blah blah.. they're just shit, okay?
Beatles, VW Camper vans and all of their kin are absolute shit. They should all be thrown on the automotive bonfire along with their 'iconic' status. I really fg hate Beetles. Invariably driven by students or crusty left wing communist party activists who would get there faster by using their sandal clad feet.
Their remarkable reliability makes it even more infuriating. Die Beetles Die.
Their remarkable reliability makes it even more infuriating. Die Beetles Die.
DIE SCOUNDRELS DIE
How can you malign a motor so much.. what did it ever do to you (barring the dreadful Herbie Films)..
They aren't driven by Tw&ts with caps on Backwards, are reliable (yes they are!), spacious, cheap to run, cheap to insure, have character, good roadholding for what they are (try one in the snow !). Rear Wheel Drive (a good start) and you can put a 2.7l Carrera engine in the back without too much fuss (or bigger)
Cheers
Matt
and his Orange 1600 Beetle
How can you malign a motor so much.. what did it ever do to you (barring the dreadful Herbie Films)..
They aren't driven by Tw&ts with caps on Backwards, are reliable (yes they are!), spacious, cheap to run, cheap to insure, have character, good roadholding for what they are (try one in the snow !). Rear Wheel Drive (a good start) and you can put a 2.7l Carrera engine in the back without too much fuss (or bigger)
Cheers
Matt
and his Orange 1600 Beetle
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