Aliens May Destroy Humanity If We Don't Save The Planet
Aliens May Destroy Humanity If We Don't Save The Planet
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0A

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24,159 posts

224 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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From the Guardian: "Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa"

I wish I could sit there writing sci-fi stories for a job! How do they know that aliens might look at any detectable changes to the planet as a positive change in any case?


Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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0A said:
From the Guardian: "Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa"

I wish I could sit there writing sci-fi stories for a job! How do they know that aliens might look at any detectable changes to the planet as a positive change in any case?

Rapidly expanding? We haven't left low earth orbit since 1972. I doubt they're losing much sleep.

Teppic

8,093 posts

287 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Have those scientists just watched that appaling remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still or something?

don4l

10,058 posts

206 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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0A said:
From the Guardian: "Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa"

I wish I could sit there writing sci-fi stories for a job! How do they know that aliens might look at any detectable changes to the planet as a positive change in any case?

How did I know that this thread was going to be about CO2 when I clicked on it?

The Guardian is really thick enough to publish this ste said:
"Green" aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet.
I checked the byline, and the story really is written by their science correspondent.

Anyway, I don't think that we need to worry, because whatever planet Ian Sample, (science correspondentrofl), is on, it most certainly is not Earth.

Don
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WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

237 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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What a load of twaddle, exhibiting the usual failure, assuming that any Aliens would have thought processes and beliefs similar to ours.
Equally logical would be to suggest Aliens might arrive and say, "Oh, look at this lot, they've not yet mastered perpetual energy and travel beyond the speed of light, let's explain the technology and help them".

Jasandjules

72,651 posts

259 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Wow, just wow.

I think the barrel is being scraped now.

Mini1275

11,098 posts

212 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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rofl



I think this smiley sums this story up perfectly.





A.J.M

8,393 posts

216 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Wow, just wow.

I think the barrel is being scraped now.
This. A new low has been reached.

I fully expect firstface, ludo, kerplunk et all to use this on the climate threads now as proof that we need to spend more cash on stuff.

g3org3y

22,510 posts

221 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Puggit

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278 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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rs1952

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289 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Mini1275 said:
rofl



I think this smiley sums this story up perfectly.
You might think so, but it'll only be a matter of time before the IPCC picks up on it and the Millinerd is back on Newsnight telling us that "The science has been settled."

rolleyes

justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

272 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Googling seems to suggest the original press release was drafted in 1898:

No one would have believed, in the early years of the 21st century, that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, they observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes...and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us.


Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

216 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Surely if man made climaate change will destroy us all, the watching aliens need only watch us destroy ourselves?

If we manage to control ourselves, that would make us more of a future threat, wouldn't it?

RegMolehusband

4,113 posts

287 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Typical of the Guardian to pick up on the ridiculous "green" alien scenario covered in the report.

However I think it's interesting that Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and his colleagues actually think that extra-terrestrial life has the ability to reach us.

On reading the first few pages it actually looks like a very interesting and sensible report.

You can download the pdf version from here http://arxiv.org/abs/1104.4462



Edited by RegMolehusband on Thursday 18th August 22:04

chris watton

22,547 posts

290 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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Oh dear - someone watch The Day the earth Stood Still, the night before - and thought, "I know!!......"

ExChrispy Porker

17,733 posts

258 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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RegMolehusband said:
Typical of the Guardian to pick up on the ridiculous "green" alien scenario covered in the report.

However I think it's interesting that Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa's Planetary Science Division and his colleagues actually think that extra-terrestrial life has the ability to reach us.

On reading the first few pages it actually looks like a very interesting and sensible report.

You can download the pdf version from here http://arxiv.org/abs/1104.4462



Edited by RegMolehusband on Thursday 18th August 22:04
I read this. I thought they were saying it may be possible but it is impossible to tell.

Perd Hapley

1,750 posts

203 months

Thursday 18th August 2011
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This is nonsense, aliens will not be coming to Earth.

Over on Gleepop 5, space fuel has risen to 500 space credits per space litre. Many have taken advantage of the space scrappage scheme to switch from faster than light intergalactic starships to economical diesels. Many have bought BMW 320Ds to take advantage of the low company car tax. This is the reason NASA refer to Gleepop 5 as 'the grey planet'.

Spiritual_Beggar

4,833 posts

224 months

Friday 19th August 2011
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A.J.M said:
Jasandjules said:
Wow, just wow.

I think the barrel is being scraped now.
This. A new low has been reached.

I fully expect firstface, ludo, kerplunk et all to use this on the climate threads now as proof that we need to spend more cash on stuff.
Not to mention that guy from the other forum who liked to proclaim NASA as some sort of 'infallible source on Climate' who should never be questioned. hehe



Seriously though...I think NASA could be onto something here. I mean, maybe they're referring to Manbearpig's species, since clearly Manbearpig is not from this planet!

Edited by Spiritual_Beggar on Friday 19th August 00:05

WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

237 months

Friday 19th August 2011
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Perd Hapley said:
This is the reason NASA refer to Gleepop 5 as 'the grey planet'.
Shows how much NASA knows, it's "resale silver planet".

VPower

3,598 posts

224 months

Friday 19th August 2011
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The fact that the once renowned NASA still considers there is ANY real warming attributable to anthropogenic CO2 emissions leaves me thinking > I'm glad I'm not a US Tax payer!

Anyway what is to say that "Intelligent" extra terrestrial life would not be plant based and actually enjoy a visit to eat up some of our C02?