the "stuff you see on the side of the road" thread . . .
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went out for an EPIC ride on Sunday - always keep my eyes out for crap in the road or on the verges - came across an official looking polystyrene "human samples" box - whatever the f
k that was?!?!?!?
Regularyly come accross bolts, screws, tools and CD's - so . . . whats the weirdest stuff you guys have seen dumped on the side of the road?
PICS would be brilliant!
khushy
k that was?!?!?!?Regularyly come accross bolts, screws, tools and CD's - so . . . whats the weirdest stuff you guys have seen dumped on the side of the road?
PICS would be brilliant!
khushy
rhinochopig said:
Dead stuff usually - Thousands of pheasants, grouse, deer - now their smell is like nothing on earth after a few weeks of decay, and my greatest ever find was a Suzuki Vitarra Jeep on its side down an embankment off a forest track complete with damsel in distress.
did you take em home - might be worth something on eBay!
I was cycling along a bridle path when I passed a bloke looking shifty with what looked to be a porno mag hastily tucked under his arm.
When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
el stovey said:
I was cycling along a bridle path when I passed a bloke looking shifty with what looked to be a porno mag hastily tucked under his arm.
When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
when was this? 1990? I honestly haven't seen a real gentlemans periodical in the wild since I was a young un. It was a thrill to find that first dog eared sliver of neon coloured parchment with a tantalising skerrick of minge or boob, knowing that the mother lode would soon be within your throbbing grasp by night fall!When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
SkinnyBoy said:
when was this? 1990? I honestly haven't seen a real gentlemans periodical in the wild since I was a young un. It was a thrill to find that first dog eared sliver of neon coloured parchment with a tantalising skerrick of minge or boob, knowing that the mother lode would soon be within your throbbing grasp by night fall!
Last year, thats why it was so odd. 
el stovey said:
I was cycling along a bridle path when I passed a bloke looking shifty with what looked to be a porno mag hastily tucked under his arm.
When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
A p*rn fairy sighting?!When I got round the corner I saw loads of pages of porn arranged in a big circle beside the track. The centre of the circle looked big enough to sit in.
SkinnyBoy said:
when was this? 1990? I honestly haven't seen a real gentlemans periodical in the wild since I was a young un. It was a thrill to find that first dog eared sliver of neon coloured parchment with a tantalising skerrick of minge or boob, knowing that the mother lode would soon be within your throbbing grasp by night fall!
It saddens me that I'm probably of the last generation to go looking for porn in bushes.single items of clothing, like trousers and socks. suppose i should stop cycling around dogging sites really....
always surprised to see random stuff on major roads like the A420 from Chippenham to Bristol. hypodermic needles, plastic fuel containers, car batteries (why would you stop somewhere long enough with the lights on to get a flat battery?... suppose that goes back to the first point!), used to cycle past boxes full of telephone directories thrown into a ditch which always made me chuckle.
havent found a jazz mag in years
always surprised to see random stuff on major roads like the A420 from Chippenham to Bristol. hypodermic needles, plastic fuel containers, car batteries (why would you stop somewhere long enough with the lights on to get a flat battery?... suppose that goes back to the first point!), used to cycle past boxes full of telephone directories thrown into a ditch which always made me chuckle.
havent found a jazz mag in years
XitUp said:
SkinnyBoy said:
when was this? 1990? I honestly haven't seen a real gentlemans periodical in the wild since I was a young un. It was a thrill to find that first dog eared sliver of neon coloured parchment with a tantalising skerrick of minge or boob, knowing that the mother lode would soon be within your throbbing grasp by night fall!
It saddens me that I'm probably of the last generation to go looking for porn in bushes.Rode past a (supoosed shy) Adder sunning itself in the middle of a deserted backroad last weekend, it was so shiney I assumed from a distance it was plastic or a toy but it turned and hissed as I approached.
Back in January I was riding on a very damp, foggy day up in the hills on another empty backroad and found a large furry Pokemon toy sat in centre of the road, must have been 3miles from the nearest farm/village, totally random and not at all what I expected to see loom out of the fog ahead of me :-)
Back in January I was riding on a very damp, foggy day up in the hills on another empty backroad and found a large furry Pokemon toy sat in centre of the road, must have been 3miles from the nearest farm/village, totally random and not at all what I expected to see loom out of the fog ahead of me :-)
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