Salford's Caped Crusader

[Oakey]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnew...

Wow... just... wow. I couldn't stop crying with laughter.

[TheEnd]

His head shape is one of a villain, rather than a hero.

Funny little man.

[AJS-]

Good for him.

Until someone inevitably chins him.

[Stu R]

Stab victim waiting to happen, and I'm not referring to him sounding as camp as Kenny Everett.

Edited by Stu R on Friday 29th July 03:33

[Dixie68]

I'm hoping the "Kight Warrior" is a spelling mistake, otherwise I have visions of him running up and down the street, occasionally jumping, pulling a long piece of string behind him, which won't help his image.

[Riley Blue]

"If I think things are getting a bit hairy, I just back off and phone the police."

Said a do-gooding pillock in a funny costume.

[Regiment]

Riley Blue said:

"If I think things are getting a bit hairy, I just back off and phone the police."

Said a do-gooding pillock in a funny costume.

He may be wearing a funny costume but whilst most people run from such things or ignore them and pretend they're not happening, he confronts them head on.

[Riley Blue]

Regiment said:

He may be wearing a funny costume but whilst most people run from such things or ignore them and pretend they're not happening, he confronts them head on.

If he's so public spirited and likes dressing up, why doesn't he join the police?

[Halb]

Riley Blue said:

If he's so public spirited and likes dressing up, why doesn't he join the police?

Because you need to be a senior officer to wear your underwear on the outside?

[Tyngwndwn]

This isn't the tread "One thing that makes you think KNOB" is it?

[V88Dicky]

Riley Blue said:

If he's so public spirited and likes dressing up, why doesn't he join the police?

Because they're not recruiting for months years?


Suppose he could apply for the BTP/MDP/CNC, if he ever got through the vetting process that is!

[Killer2005]

Riley Blue said:

"If I think things are getting a bit hairy, I just back off and phone the police."

Said a do-gooding pillock in a funny costume.

So exactly the same as a community support officer then?

[Buzz word]

Amazing. I think his best defence is the fact he comes across as threatening as a puppy. He probably doesn't even lift. Still you have to admire the way he can leap onto a bench in a single bound.

[Halb]

V88Dicky said:

Riley Blue said:

If he's so public spirited and likes dressing up, why doesn't he join the police?

Because they're not recruiting for months years?


Suppose he could apply for the BTP/MDP/CNC, if he ever got through the vetting process that is!

Because his mum isn't allowed to pick his uniform?

[Riley Blue]

His quotes are priceless, "They (the police) know what I am doing and have been very kind to me."

Probably pat him on the head and point him in the direction of home then phone mummy to tell her he's been wandering again.

[MadMullah]

is he fkin stupid?!

of below learning age?

what an effing tool.

[mattviatura]

Crap name. Superheroes need proper names.

How about BatManc?

[Oakey]

So come on, how many of you have searched for this Superheros forum and joined up?

[Caulkhead]

PCSO with a different costume.

[rpguk]

Sounds like a harmless enough guy with his heart in the right place and yes, I'm sure most people when fighting or arguing in the street would laugh with the absurdity of the situation no matter what.

The bit of the video at 1:45 when he looks like he's about the jump the stairs and then hesitates and runs down them had me in fits of laughter!

The mum pretty much admits he's a little bit simple though and I can't see the police being too happy with this video. I hope he doesn't come a cropper.