What Pi$$es me off is...

What Pi$$es me off is...

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M@H

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11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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..people who flash their headlights at you frantically when you are overtaking a car, towards them but still have lots of room to pull in..

The case this morning: Mum on school run in large 4x4 Shogun (treacherous round schools these days obviously).. me on my way to work down the B428* going past a lupo and an astra..
So the roads fairly straight, I set off.. I'm going a little under 100 just getting past the lead car when madam comes round the corner in her tank.. I get repeated main beam in my eyes just after I have pulled in, I have enought time to get both hands in the air and shrug at her, then flash my lights back a bit, then drive by staring at her.... (a good 4-5 seconds I recon).

Why can't other road users judge the speed of oncoming traffic and assess the danger calmly and rationally.. all she did was creat some risk by trying to blind me with her mainbeam and Cibie driving lamps

Stupid B!tch...

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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One of the symptons of numptydom I'm afraid... Along with driving a Stupid Ugly Vehicle.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Too many numpties on our roads can't understand safe overtaking. They see it as a personal insult or just stupidity. It seems we should be happy falling asleep in a traffic que, not enjoying our freedom to drive. What was I thinking?

M@H

Original Poster:

11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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maybee its envy.. afterall you arent going to go round much at speed in a 4x4SUVTankMobile... more like over it or through it

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Anyone who drives slower than me is a stupid , anyone who drives faster than I do is a nutter.

I guess she had the same opinion as me, you're a nutter.

M@H

Original Poster:

11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Bonce.. you've confused me.. she was coming towards me I didn't overtake her ..


Your right on the "Nutter" bit though..

Guy Humpage

11,926 posts

290 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Although, it is not as bad as having to flash ones own lights at someone who has pulled out to overtake when you are coming the other way and you have to brake heavily or make use of a handy layby to avoid them - both times co-incidentally on the same patch of the A505 between Royston and Duxford.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Would that be Royston Vasey? "Are you local?"

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Not totally relevant, but worth a mention... The Stafford road safety chappie on the radio this morning was having a good ol nag at the school run mum's - told them to stop it, walk the kids to school instead and get some exercise into the bargain, instead of cloggin up the roads, leave them for those who need them

M@H

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11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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instead of cloggin up the roads, leave them for those who need them



... thats those of us going to work between 7.00 and 9.00am anyone else should stay out of the way until at least 9.15 (and think yourelveslucky you got a lie in )

ap_smith

1,997 posts

272 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Good post M@H.

The other day, whilst on the way to Silverstone I overtook seevral cars. ALL of the overtaking was done safely, and roughly according to all of the advanced driving guidelines i.e. pull out behind the target car, run parallel behind the target car checking the road is clear, accelerate past the target car and pull in smoothly ahead.

However the number of fung numpties that appear to think that any form of overtaking manoevre is illegal and flash their lights (1/4 mile ahead) or waited the considerable time until they were near me to give me the waer salute.

Unbelieveable. Get real, and get out of the way.



Roadrunner

2,690 posts

273 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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At a time like that you need those 007 machine guns behind the DB5's headlamps.

gtir

24,741 posts

272 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Anyone who drives slower than me is a stupid , anyone who drives faster than I do is a nutter.

I guess she had the same opinion as me, you're a nutter.



So I guess you dont meet many nutters then!

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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And another one....... when you're overtaking a line of cars and want to pull into a gap (safely and under control of course, not forcing your way in), why does the tt in front put his brakes on - does he want you to rear end him??? Grrrrrrrrrr!!

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

277 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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And when there's a big long line of cars why don't people leave gaps if they're not going to overtake themselves??

M@H

Original Poster:

11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Wheres CarZee today... is he not well???

I've been waiting for his mighty wit to tell me that his Elves aren't allowed a lie in and are put to work down the treacle mines well before 7.00am.. oh well.. is it me...


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..at least 9.15 (and think yourelveslucky you got a lie in )

ap_smith

1,997 posts

272 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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CarZee? Probably had an acute attack of CBA syndrome.

(Can't Be Arsed).

If so he won't be out of bed until 3.00 PM and only then for a

M@H

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11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Nice

Bonce

4,339 posts

285 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Bonce.. you've confused me.. she was coming towards me I didn't overtake her


Yeah, I know - I meant that she saw you overtaking someone therefore you must've been a nutter.

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So I guess you dont meet many nutters then!



Only you, you 140mph* Turbo Nutter Bastard!

*[cough] on the track [/cough]

M@H

Original Poster:

11,297 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Bonce.. you've confused me.. she was coming towards me I didn't overtake her


Yeah, I know - I meant that she saw you overtaking someone therefore you must've been a nutter.




my mistake.. I'll think harder next time