Write my Jobspec for the new person

[cazzer]

As I'm leaving this role, I have been asked to write the jobspec for the advertisement.

I have sent them this

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery knowledge of IP networks
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Administer Windows, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and with an understanding of SQLserver
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring a background in Server 2003/2008

Never be cross or cruel with users
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter who is familiar with virtualisation
And never smell of Linux


I will be impressed if they use it

[CarTimeNow]