whoops.. grabby clutch, ossifer.

whoops.. grabby clutch, ossifer.

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hertsbiker

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6,358 posts

277 months

Sunday 12th May 2002
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oh dear.
Fast pull away turned into "numpty alert" today.
Hoisted front wheel a considerable height, felt arse-cheeks clench, pulled in clutch.
Revs sky-rocket, forks *BOUNCE*, clutch comes out, front wheel now overhead.
Trouser browning moment, saved only by pulling in clutch, unfortunately revs are now on red-line, *BOUNCE* !! this is getting silly, approaching my turn, land crossed up, but luckily manage another hoist that stops the bloody 2-wheeled kangeroo from running off into a hedge !!!!
*BOUNCE*. Grrrrrr ! new leathers please.

RED FACE !!! but hilarious afterwards.

Any of you guys ever done similar? this is my first clutch f**kup in 50,000 miles of riding.


rgds, Carl.

ZZR600

15,605 posts

274 months

Sunday 12th May 2002
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i done it today was supposed to be a quick gataway from a bolt-on-boy in a crx clutch slip 9000 rpm wheeee up it came still beat him though and i was on the back wheel scared me a bit thought the bike was going to flip , but it didnt and spose it looked good , if you wernt the pilot of said bike

sipow

14,700 posts

273 months

Sunday 12th May 2002
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Pulled out the electric gates at work once and wasnt quite straight and the backend spinning nearly lost it into the partly open gate.cant/dont know how a managed to stop the cbr going into the gates but it deffiantly got me poopper going

Simon

mel

10,168 posts

281 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Similar experience when I'd just got my first "big bike" (600) years ago. Pulled up at traffic lights on Brighton sea front towards the end of a bank holiday monday run outside a large boozer full of Angels/Sinkies, The two mates I was with were turning right to go home and I was going seperate way straight on, says goodbyes my lights change so pull away with the intention of giving it a bit of noise, too much clutch , front wheel skyward off down road all crossed up with brown trail out the back, whole Pub opposite turns round cheers and claps and two mates look at each other open jawed with the conversation going

mate1: "fcuking hell Mel's got the hang of that quick"
mate2: "errrrr I'm not sure he intended that to happen"

I wanted to die of embarrasment but was assured later that it actually looked the part even if it was accidental.

Fatboy

8,064 posts

278 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Similar experience when I'd just got my first "big bike" (600) years ago

Bloody hell mel, 600 years is a bloody long time to be riding

jeremyc

24,338 posts

290 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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Hoisted front wheel a considerable height, felt arse-cheeks clench, pulled in clutch.
Revs sky-rocket, forks *BOUNCE*, clutch comes out, front wheel now overhead.
Trouser browning moment, saved only by pulling in clutch, unfortunately revs are now on red-line, *BOUNCE* !! this is getting silly, approaching my turn, land crossed up, but luckily manage another hoist that stops the bloody 2-wheeled kangeroo from running off into a hedge !!!!
*BOUNCE*.
Pretty impressive in a Pug 307 HDI

hertsbiker

Original Poster:

6,358 posts

277 months

Monday 13th May 2002
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quote:

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Hoisted front wheel a considerable height, felt arse-cheeks clench, pulled in clutch.
Revs sky-rocket, forks *BOUNCE*, clutch comes out, front wheel now overhead.
Trouser browning moment, saved only by pulling in clutch, unfortunately revs are now on red-line, *BOUNCE* !! this is getting silly, approaching my turn, land crossed up, but luckily manage another hoist that stops the bloody 2-wheeled kangeroo from running off into a hedge !!!!
*BOUNCE*.
Pretty impressive in a Pug 307 HDI



ha ha ha! now that was funny!