Just the punch line

[sleep envy]

So the police shot him.

[rxtx]

To get to the other side.

[Justayellowbadge]

[sleep envy]

Justayellowbadge said:

it was your joke!


With a look over the shoulder.

[Fer]

To avoid reposts?

[BliarOut]

And then the burglar alarm went off...

[sleep envy]

Fer - I was looking for that but couldn't find it!!

[Stevenj214]

You're fattest

[CypherP]

My husband always makes his own sandwiches.

[Mr Roper]

.......all over her tits

[Bolognese]

Mr Roper said:

.......all over her tits

[gregd]

King Kong's balls?

[MitchT]

... yeah, the dog didn't want to go either.

[AmiableChimp]

Just look for the fresh prints

[sleep envy]

all of them

[loafer123]

...she just smiled and slid down the bar stool.

[AndyClockwise]

but my sandwiches are in my pocket

[Snoop Bagg]

Wipe it on the curtain..

[convert]

better Nate than lever.

[ShredderXLE]

My dogs name is Chunks