Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning
Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning
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205alive

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6,087 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleea...

Something tells me this sort of thing isn't uncommon. Any other examples of this kind from accurate sources?

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

236 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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Utterly laughable - well it would be if it wasn't so tragically sad and stupid.

But refreshing to see that religious idiocy, and backward dark age thinking isn't just limited to the current theological bogeyman.

I really have no comprehension how in the age of science and enlightenment that people can still believe is this witchcraft and nonsense.

Religion really is a load of old bks designed to control people by frightening them with fairy stories isn't it.



Edited by Mr Gearchange on Sunday 19th June 12:08

Thom987

3,185 posts

196 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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"one of the judges sentenced the animal to death by stoning by local children."

Are they really going to find children willing to do this?

Muntu

7,687 posts

229 months

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

236 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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Sadly yes - they will probably tell them to imagine it's an Arab.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

276 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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Excellent! It's always very pleasing to see the religious fools making utter and complete idiots of themselves.

OdramaSwimLaden

1,971 posts

199 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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God some people are so unbelieveably ignorant.

The dog is better off dead; can you imagine a life without bacon?

atlex

110 posts

189 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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All generalisations are gratuitous!

Langweilig

4,503 posts

241 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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Dear oh dear, oh dear. That's it. There's no hope for humanity when faced with religious madness like that. If you thought that hanging a monkey that was mistaken for a French spy was bad enough...

OdramaSwimLaden

1,971 posts

199 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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OdramaSwimLaden said:
God some people are so unbelieveably ignorant.

The dog is better off dead; can you imagine a life without bacon?
No one biting?!

singlecoil

35,834 posts

276 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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Muntu said:
Just one of the problems of 'teaser titles' as in the link above, it tends to promote reposts.

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

216 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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"Look, I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was: "That piece of marrowbone was good enough for Jehovah."

audidoody

8,598 posts

286 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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I'm Jewish. These people are nut-jobs. Nothing more to say.

Police State

4,378 posts

250 months

Sunday 19th June 2011
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audidoody said:
I'm Jewish. These people are nut-jobs. Nothing more to say.
It's a shame the Israeli government have nothing to say on the matter. Poor dog.

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

238 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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The lawyer insulted the court, so they cursed the lawyer into becoming a dog.

Now they want to stone the dog.

As the dog retains responsibility for when it was human and responsibilities are linked to rights, then the dog must also retain it's human rights.

Surely the court is punishing twice for the same crime, which violates the dog's human rights. nuts

southendpier

6,217 posts

259 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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Langweilig said:
Dear oh dear, oh dear. That's it. There's no hope for humanity when faced with religious madness like that. If you thought that hanging a monkey that was mistaken for a French spy was bad enough...
i remember this, has evidence now been found that suggests he may not have been a spy?

Hooli

32,278 posts

230 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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Uncle Fester said:
The lawyer insulted the court, so they cursed the lawyer into becoming a dog.

Now they want to stone the dog.

As the dog retains responsibility for when it was human and responsibilities are linked to rights, then the dog must also retain it's human rights.

Surely the court is punishing twice for the same crime, which violates the dog's human rights. nuts
Excellent logic, are you a jewish lawyer? hehe

Uncle Fester

3,114 posts

238 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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Hooli said:
Excellent logic, are you a jewish lawyer? hehe
I give you legal advice .... for free already ... and you ask me that.

Mind you, all morning, I've had this strange compulsion to lick my balls. So maybe in a past life.

The court wants the defendant to roll over and play dead.
But before we can hold dog trials the court must establish fitness to plead.

There's no mention of sitting up with soulful eyes or wimpering.

Unless the court can establish mental competence then I don't see how they can proceed.

And that's just the judge.



ge0rge

3,053 posts

235 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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OdramaSwimLaden said:
God some people are so unbelieveably ignorant.

The dog is better off dead; can you imagine a life without bacon?
haha smile

MartG

22,855 posts

234 months

Monday 20th June 2011
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Wonderful ! Religion - killing people for 4000+ years !