Smurfs v Wombles.
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EINSIGN

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5,638 posts

276 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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I am not suggesting these figures in any way represent the true figures for Smurfs or Wombles.

Smurfs make up 10% of a towns population. Wombles make up the 90% balance.

Smurfs produce over 70% of the towns serious crime.

Police target Wombles & Smurfs exactly the same way.


Edited by einsign on Saturday 25th May 15:22

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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That's what happens when you put Clangers in squad cars, appoint Bagpuss as Chief Clangstable, and have Rhubarb and Custard on the local police authority.

elster

17,517 posts

240 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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This town obviously doesn't take theft into account. As the Wombles are always pilfering.

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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elster said:
This town obviously doesn't take theft into account. As the Wombles are always pilfering.
I think you'll find they're "making good use of the things they find, things the everyday folk leave behind".

Granted, the everyday folk are forced to leave things behind at gunpoint, but the effect is much the same.

Anyway, aren't there statistics to show that a lot of the crime is Smurf-on-Smurf?

ShredderXLE

734 posts

189 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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It would be discrimination to target just the smurfs - and racist.

You smurf hater.

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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ShredderXLE said:
It would be discrimination to target just the smurfs - and racist.

You smurf hater.
That's a bit harsh.

For all you know, he could be blue himself.

bobr

1,031 posts

194 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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The Wombles always seemed to be a bit -ish is my opinion

elster

17,517 posts

240 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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Also Smirfette is a bit hot.

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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elster said:
Also Smirfette is a bit hot.
Which is more than you can say for some of the absolute swamp-donkeys I've see on "My Big Fat Womble Wedding".

Oakey

27,984 posts

246 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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On Cops with Cameras or whatever it's called the other night the police raided a Womble site.

They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.

There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.

There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))

They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.

Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.

Stevenj214

4,941 posts

258 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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It's a difficult one. It's like terrorist stop and search policies. If your main terrorist threat currently comes from Smurf extremists, why shouldn't you focus your energies on Smurfs instead of Wombles?

Megaflow

11,592 posts

255 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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Oakey said:
On Cops with Cameras or whatever it's called the other night the police raided a Womble site.

They found numerous air guns, air rifles, axes, knives, knuckle dusters, bats, swords and one sub-machine gun ands ammunition.

There were three stolen caravans and I think, two, stolen quads.

There was also an absolute treasure trove of stolen goods; xbox's, video cameras, digital cameras, sat navs, white goods, etc, etc (all of which was kept in the Womble communal area (you know, the building that the councils have to provide))

They said there was £250k's worth of stolen property on that one site alone.

Oh, and they arrested a number of wombles with outstanding warrants.
Didn't you man raided a Smurf site?

Oakey

27,984 posts

246 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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Megaflow said:
Didn't you man raided a Smurf site?
No, a womble site of about 20 caravans.

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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Stevenj214 said:
It's a difficult one. It's like terrorist stop and search policies. If your main terrorist threat currently comes from Smurf extremists, why shouldn't you focus your energies on Smurfs instead of Wombles?
Because the Smurfs might be disguising themselves as Wombles, obviously.

bobr

1,031 posts

194 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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There was recently a large Womble event in my area yes

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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bobr said:
There was recently a large Womble event in my area yes
They're playing Glastonbury, as well.

No wonder Michael Eavis was so hacked off when he found out.

It'll take him months to get rid of them off his land, once they're in.

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Friday 10th June 2011
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eharding said:
bobr said:
There was recently a large Womble event in my area yes
They're playing Glastonbury, as well.

No wonder Michael Eavis was so hacked off when he found out.

It'll take him months to get rid of them off his land, once they're in.
But think how clean the fields willl be...

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

239 months

Saturday 11th June 2011
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ShredderXLE said:
It would be discrimination to target just the smurfs - and racist.

You smurf hater.
Is it 'coz I is Blue?

AJS-

15,366 posts

266 months

Sunday 12th June 2011
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Are you talking about gypsies or black people?

eharding

14,648 posts

314 months

Sunday 12th June 2011
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AJS- said:
Are you talking about gypsies or black people?
No, we're talking about Smurfs and Wombles.

Take your own hate agenda about gypsies and black people somewhere else, bigot.