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Don't even post a pic of a tin of Bird's anymore in case the colour causes eye strain and you could sue PH.
Don't even post a pic of a tin of Bird's anymore in case the colour causes eye strain and you could sue PH.
When in Yr9 I decided to drill through a penny in Design Tech. As you do. Halfway through the penny started spinning and in a total moment of empty headedness I grabbed it between thumb and index finger. It was like a circular saw and made a bit of a mess. 
Still, I just had to suck it up. s
t happens.
Still, I just had to suck it up. s
t happens. Oakey said:
When in Yr9 I decided to drill through a penny in Design Tech. As you do. Halfway through the penny started spinning and in a total moment of empty headedness I grabbed it between thumb and index finger. It was like a circular saw and made a bit of a mess.
Still, I just had to suck it up. st happens.
LOL, I too have done that!Still, I just had to suck it up. s
t happens. Oakey said:
When in Yr9 I decided to drill through a penny in Design Tech. As you do. Halfway through the penny started spinning and in a total moment of empty headedness I grabbed it between thumb and index finger. It was like a circular saw and made a bit of a mess.
Still, I just had to suck it up. st happens.
I got a bit brave when using a rotary sander to do some edges on a very fine, small piece of wood, and managed to sand away the majority of the knuckle on my right middle finger. Lick it clean, bit of tissue and some masking tape and soldier on. Still, I just had to suck it up. s
t happens. maniac0796 said:
I got a bit brave when using a rotary sander to do some edges on a very fine, small piece of wood, and managed to sand away the majority of the knuckle on my right middle finger. Lick it clean, bit of tissue and some masking tape and soldier on.
I sanded away the end of my left index finger on a belt sander once, when I was in the machine shop unsupervised after school. That hurt a bit. FourWheelDrift said:
Own up anyone who after being told about leaving a chuck key in a lathe being dangerous by the teacher didn't believe them and decided to test what would happen if you left the chuck key in and started the lathe?
My favourite was lighting the gas taps in the science lab with a bunsen burner...davepoth said:
My favourite was lighting the gas taps in the science lab with a bunsen burner...
We found that if one connected the gas tap to a length of capillary tube with a length of rubber pipe, it would make an extremely satisfactory flame thrower. Turn the gas on very low, and get a small flame going on the end. Find an innocent victim sat on one of those lab stools with a hole in the middle. place end of tube under hole, immediately under victim's ringpiece. Wack up the gas, and roast the victim's arse. Huge fun.A girl received who £9,950 after she tripped over a protruding post in a playground
A boy who fell in PE cutting his knee was awarded more than £2,500 and a girl who fell down concrete steps on a tricycle got £6,250
A girl whose eyelid was split during a game of Frisbee - she was given £879
A girl who broke her wrist trampolining who won £1,092
A girl who tripped on anti-slip matting was awarded £1,003
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001994/Ye...
So what have we learnt so far?
A boy who fell in PE cutting his knee was awarded more than £2,500 and a girl who fell down concrete steps on a tricycle got £6,250
A girl whose eyelid was split during a game of Frisbee - she was given £879
A girl who broke her wrist trampolining who won £1,092
A girl who tripped on anti-slip matting was awarded £1,003
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001994/Ye...
So what have we learnt so far?
Gaspode said:
We found that if one connected the gas tap to a length of capillary tube with a length of rubber pipe, it would make an extremely satisfactory flame thrower. Turn the gas on very low, and get a small flame going on the end. Find an innocent victim sat on one of those lab stools with a hole in the middle. place end of tube under hole, immediately under victim's ringpiece. Wack up the gas, and roast the victim's arse. Huge fun.
Shot in the dark here, but was "Gaspode" your nickname at school Nickyboy said:
A girl received who £9,950 after she tripped over a protruding post in a playground
A boy who fell in PE cutting his knee was awarded more than £2,500 and a girl who fell down concrete steps on a tricycle got £6,250
A girl whose eyelid was split during a game of Frisbee - she was given £879
A girl who broke her wrist trampolining who won £1,092
A girl who tripped on anti-slip matting was awarded £1,003
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001994/Ye...
So what have we learnt so far?
Children get into scrapes.A boy who fell in PE cutting his knee was awarded more than £2,500 and a girl who fell down concrete steps on a tricycle got £6,250
A girl whose eyelid was split during a game of Frisbee - she was given £879
A girl who broke her wrist trampolining who won £1,092
A girl who tripped on anti-slip matting was awarded £1,003
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001994/Ye...
So what have we learnt so far?
I was doing gymnastics and i used to be a touch rotund.
I hurtled at the horse, got some decent air, but apparently not enough, my foot somehow got caught on the other side of the horse and I stopped dead, just dangling over the horse a bit like a beached whale.
about 5 seconds later I fell and broke my wrist.
The advice I got was to go and run it under cold water then come back.
What is wrong with these kids.
I hurtled at the horse, got some decent air, but apparently not enough, my foot somehow got caught on the other side of the horse and I stopped dead, just dangling over the horse a bit like a beached whale.
about 5 seconds later I fell and broke my wrist.
The advice I got was to go and run it under cold water then come back.
What is wrong with these kids.
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