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gtir

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24,741 posts

272 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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While searching for the soap in the shower this morning I got to thinking who are my favourite top five ladees.....

My list is as follows and is followed by my ultimate list:

1) Cat Deeley
2) Kym Valentine (plays Libby Kennedy on Neighbours)
3) Daisy Donovan
4) That bird in the Piz Buin fake tan advert
5) Lisa Tarbuck (Beer girl and if I get bored I could always be entertained by her dad. So to speak)

Ultimate List:

1) Kylie Minogue
2) That bird who played sharlene in Neighbours
3) Kylies Arse
4) Danii Minogue
5) Any female cousin of Kylie

(If 5 isnt available, Ferrari Modena. Black)

If any of the named ladees are reading this, I may be ugly but I never smoke after sex.

JonRB

75,745 posts

278 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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While searching for the soap in the shower this morning I got to thinking who are my favourite top five ladees
Hmmm. Did you come up with this list during a "soapy shower moment"?

Errrrrr, actually I don't want to go there. I'll leave that gag opportunity to someone else.

JMorgan

36,010 posts

290 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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I never smoke after sex.



I never looked so I don't know.

Terminator

2,421 posts

290 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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If any of the named ladees are reading this, I may be ugly but I never smoke after sex.


I bet your Nissan Sunny smokes enough without you joining in



philshort

8,293 posts

283 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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I never smoke after sex.
How can you tell when you're asleep?

JonRB

75,745 posts

278 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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I only smoke after sex if there wasn't enough lubrication. [FX: Drum roll followed by cymbal crash]

mondeoman

11,430 posts

272 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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I dont smoke - I just steam a little.......

BYEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

gtir

Original Poster:

24,741 posts

272 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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If any of the named ladees are reading this, I may be ugly but I never smoke after sex.


I bet your Nissan Sunny smokes enough without you joining in







Very true

anonymous-user

60 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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I may be ugly but I never smoke after sex.




you're too busy thanking someone?!.....


oh i'm sorry, of course i'm joking but that was too hard to resist and it is friday afternoon!

richb

52,624 posts

290 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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Lisa Tarbuck (Beer girl and if I get bored I could always be entertained by her dad. So to speak)

If any of the named ladees are reading this, I may be ugly but I never smoke after sex.
I don't think she reads Pistonheads but I will be happy to pass your comments on Rich...

gb61390

1,879 posts

288 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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gtir, after seeing Kylie in concert last night she's definitely top of my list! Always has been anyway.........



Cheers......... Andrew

JonRB

75,745 posts

278 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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<Homer Simpson voice>
Mmmmmmmmmmm, Kylie.
</Homer Simpson voice>

ZZR600

15,605 posts

274 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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gtir, after seeing Kylie in concert last night she's definitely top of my list! Always has been anyway.........



Cheers......... Andrew



I need that drool smile

Paceracing

729 posts

272 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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In no particular order, (i'm not fussy ) here's my list:
1) Jordan (Katie Price not Eddie Jordan!)
2) The bird in the Kronenburg ad
3) Lucy Lui
4) Melinda Messenger
5) Phillipa Forrester (I don't know why either, I just do!)

Jas.

adeewuff

567 posts

276 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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Jordan?? You like Jordan?? I mean she has the assets to intice, but when she opens 'er gob you pay the price. My little claim to fame is that I went to school with her when I was at Junior school. I have a vivid memory of her bring in her pet hamster because she dreamt the teacher told her to. How dim is that!!!

Paceracing

729 posts

272 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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Okay, okay, I know!

She just looks like she knows her way around the bedroom! ( I like an experienced woman, but don't tell the wife!)

Jas.

superflid

2,254 posts

271 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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gtir, after seeing Kylie in concert last night she's definitely top of my list! Always has been anyway.........



Cheers......... Andrew




I need that drool smile




Just wanted to see the piccie again!!

Fatboy

8,065 posts

278 months

Friday 10th May 2002
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Okay, okay, I know!

She just looks like she knows her way around the bedroom! ( I like an experienced woman, but don't tell the wife!)

Jas.



You mean you wife doesn't?

Just joshing dude

nubbin

6,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 11th May 2002
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Kylie - just a little girl. I can't take her seriously. She's only 2'6" tall, though, which is very good news if you're 6'.....

mel

10,168 posts

281 months

Saturday 11th May 2002
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To coin a phrase

Kylie looks like she could be a bit of a spinner to me