Live Alligators in Norfolk!

[carmarthenf1]

Anyone remember John Cowan, the man who stood for Parliament?

http://ipatter.com/spiritmotorsportltd

He is looking for live alligators!

[MX7]

"Spirit Motorsport are looking for Directors to serve in both Executive and Non Executive roles as we work towards a listing on the Toronto Stock Exchange."

Proper pmsl.

[Oakey]

You can buy those small alligators, they're not expensive. We should get one, then claim to have caught it and demand our £1000.

[AndrewW-G]

And in true labour party style, here’s the get out clause . .

mentally challenged dribbling halfwit said:

Any injury or death of the reptile during its capture will result in non-payment of the £1,000

Interesting to note that there wasn’t even an excuse as to why his "team" didn’t turn up to the last races

Edited by AndrewW-G on Saturday 4th June 13:18

[MX7]

Just had a look at his site.

" Race Driver Management packages start at £1,250 per month plus vat if applicable."

'If applicable'? Doesn't he know if he's VAT registered?

[OzzyR1]

Don't know a lot about him but that chap appears at face value to be a Walter Mitty character of the first order.

[davido140]

MX7 said:

Just had a look at his site.

" Race Driver Management packages start at £1,250 per month plus vat if applicable."

'If applicable'? Doesn't he know if he's VAT registered?

not applicable if it's purchased from outside the EU ???

[MX7]

davido140 said:

MX7 said:

Just had a look at his site.

" Race Driver Management packages start at £1,250 per month plus vat if applicable."

'If applicable'? Doesn't he know if he's VAT registered?

not applicable if it's purchased from outside the EU ???

That's a very good point. Highly unlikely from what I've seen, but a good point.

[Jimbeaux]

The drought, yes we have drought and flood at the same time, is pushing gators to more populated areas now. If you would like one, say 18 feet and 900 pounds, come around.

[Fatboy]

Jimbeaux said:

The drought, yes we have drought and flood at the same time, is pushing gators to more populated areas now. If you would like one, say 18 feet and 900 pounds, come around.

What would the postage to Norfolk be?

[Jimbeaux]

Fatboy said:

Jimbeaux said:

The drought, yes we have drought and flood at the same time, is pushing gators to more populated areas now. If you would like one, say 18 feet and 900 pounds, come around.

What would the postage to Norfolk be?

An arm and a leg.