The Philosophy of Homer (Simpson)
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"I want to share somehing with you - the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one 'Cover for me.' Number two, 'Oh, good idea boss.' Number three, 'It was like that when I got here'"
and
"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press theright button"
and
"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press theright button"
quote:
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
and here they are:
Announcer : "17"
Homer : "D'OH!"
Announcer : "32"
Homer : "D'OH!"
Announcer : "5"
Homer : "D'OH!"
Announcer : "8"
Homer : "WOOHOO!"
Announcer : "47"
Homer : "D'OH!"
Im changing my answerphone to this Homer quote
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Homer's Answering Machine - "Hello. You've reached the home of who ever you are calling. We can't your call right now because we're at Moe's Tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer. Mmm…Duff. Please leave a message at the beep and we'll call you back if there isn't a good wrestling match on TV. Beep. D'oh!"
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There are tons of quotes on http://pearly1000.tripod.com/homer/homer.html
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Homer's Answering Machine - "Hello. You've reached the home of who ever you are calling. We can't your call right now because we're at Moe's Tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer. Mmm…Duff. Please leave a message at the beep and we'll call you back if there isn't a good wrestling match on TV. Beep. D'oh!"
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There are tons of quotes on http://pearly1000.tripod.com/homer/homer.html
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