Man admits to shagging Herbie and 999 other cars

[AndrewW-G]

Is this wrong

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

[ClintonB]

Shouldn't Good Ole Fashioned Nutter be added as a poll option?

[Stu R]

Cue that Range Rover pic.

The answer is wrong. Very very wrong. Imagine coming back to your car (no pun intended) and thinking you'd been too liberal with the Super Resin Polish.

[bobr]

The irony of a 1983 Ford Ranger Splash

[Yazza54]

It's not possible to have sex with a car ..

How is this even news worthy?

What does he do?? Just knock one off all over the bonnet?

Freak.

[Negative Creep]

It's ok as long as it isn't with a Minor

[hornetrider]

fk me, is this like the 5th repost or what?

[MrV]

Yazza54 said:

It's not possible to have sex with a car ..

How is this even news worthy?

What does he do?? Just knock one off all over the bonnet?

Freak.

[Yazza54]

Oh god

[Halb]

well the 'normal' percentage has taken a tumble.

[Johnnytheboy]

Article said:

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums

[davido140]

Clearly bonkers.

IT does have one advantage though, I'm never going to be sleeping with a super model, he just has to save his money and buy one!

[Bing o]

Should we move this thread to Website Feedback and see if we can get a new sub forum set-up?

[Mardybum]

This is what folk will think of us!!!

[mybrainhurts]

If you get a shard of rust in your todger, get to A&E sharpish..I once.....oh, err

[SD1992]

He fked Herbie!!

Not long before he is in the loony bin...

[George H]

How did he shag Airwolf? That must be fairly difficult to do

[EDLT]

This is from 2008, why is it doing the rounds again?

[mybrainhurts]

EDLT said:

This is from 2008, why is it doing the rounds again?

Because the world ends today at 18.00 hours...no time to lose

[Pints]

mybrainhurts said:

Because the world ends today at 18.00 hours...no time to lose

Oh jeez, and I've just bought Mrs Pints a new bicycle. Fat lot of good that's going to be at 18.01.