Stuff they say on food shows
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calibrax

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Tuesday 17th May 2011
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Was just thinking there's a couple of things they say on food shows that really annoy me.

1) "The acidity of the lemon really cuts through the meat"...
No. The thing that cuts through the meat is a knife.

2) "That dish is very unique"
No!! "Unique" is an absolute; either it's unique, or it's not. There are no levels to uniqueness!

Any sayings / quotes they come up with often that annoy you?



Simpo Two

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296 months

Tuesday 17th May 2011
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'...but what will the judges think?'

markreilly

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203 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"drizzle" !

nelly1

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262 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Jus"

redtwin

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213 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Coulis"

tontoro

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274 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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redtwin said:
"Coulis"
how else are you supposed to refer to it then?

escargot

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248 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Cooking doesn't get tougher than this."

mattdaniels

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313 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"oooh that pud really comes up and kisses ya. Gives ya a great big smacker"

I wish it would smack you Greg. Really.

CarTimeNow

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197 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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escargot said:
"Cooking doesn't get tougher than this."
mattdaniels said:
"oooh that pud really comes up and kisses ya. Gives ya a great big smacker"

I wish it would smack you Greg. Really.
LMAO!!

Simpo Two

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Wednesday 18th May 2011
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tontoro said:
how else are you supposed to refer to it then?
Fruit sauce?

nelly1

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262 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Unctuous".

"Al-monds".

"Confit"

LooneyTunes

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189 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Plate of food"

...all the time on MasterChef it seems. The repetition is most annoying.

DoctorX

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198 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"it eats well"

bks

tontoro

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274 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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Simpo Two said:
tontoro said:
how else are you supposed to refer to it then?
Fruit sauce?
Reverse snobbery alert!

It is called coulis for a reason - because it is a coulis. Would you also prefer that they didn't distinguish between any ingredient groups?

"Tonight I'm cooking meat with vegetables and sauce"

If you aren't interested in what they are cooking maybe you are watching the wrong type of program?

johnvthe2nd

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228 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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the sweetness of the scallops ...

Greenie

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272 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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calibrax said:
Was just thinking there's a couple of things they say on food shows that really annoy me.

1) "The acidity of the lemon really cuts through the meat"...
No. The thing that cuts through the meat is a knife.

Any sayings / quotes they come up with often that annoy you?
What they normally say is acidity of "whatever" really cuts through the faytiness of the meat. Which is fair enough although the knife still cuts through the fat but I know what they mean!

What annoys me on cooking programs is them telling you to tear basil (or other herbs) with you hands as it loses less flavour that way. It's absolute rubbish which you will find out by smelling your fingers after "tearing" the basil which absolutely stink much more than a knife and board would.

Silly I know but it annoys me!

paulmurr

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243 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Literally"

Yes, Gary Rhodes, i'm looking at you.

You .

FaineantFreddy

8,577 posts

268 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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I find the way Gordon Ramsay says "cuisine" very annoying indeed (not that I'm particularly a fan of anything else he says).

I've also noticed that 'foams' seem to be slowly going out of fashion (thankfully) but are now being replaced by 'spumes' (oh, what joy...).

I'm going to make myself clear right now - if anyone puts a spume on my plate, they are going to get it blown back into their face!


Simpo Two

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296 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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tontoro said:
Reverse snobbery alert!

It is called coulis for a reason - because it is a coulis. Would you also prefer that they didn't distinguish between any ingredient groups?

"Tonight I'm cooking meat with vegetables and sauce"

If you aren't interested in what they are cooking maybe you are watching the wrong type of program?
Calm down dear. As I suspected it's a thick sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulis

If only you'd known that you wouldn't have to needed to wade in with sniffy insults.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

257 months

Wednesday 18th May 2011
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"Fine fking Dining"

Dunno why this sets my piss a-boiling, but it does.