20s on merc..eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssyyyyyyyyy!!

20s on merc..eeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssyyyyyyyyy!!

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d4rcy24uk

Original Poster:

33 posts

206 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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225 35 20 stead a 45 35 20 an my mercs on 20s now

Funk

26,579 posts

216 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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"Hello.....Admin...? Yeah, we've got another broken one here."

tybo

2,284 posts

224 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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Funk said:
"Hello.....Admin...? Yeah, we've got another broken one here."
rofl

900T-R

20,405 posts

264 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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The unsprung weight : sprung weight ratio on that car is bound to be just as hilarious as the value of wheels : value of car ratio... wink

sideways dan

265 posts

222 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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you go for it my good friend thumbup !!!! any pics?????

Hooli

32,278 posts

207 months

Monday 24th December 2007
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tybo said:
Funk said:
"Hello.....Admin...? Yeah, we've got another broken one here."
rofl
have another rofl

sideways dan

265 posts

222 months

Tuesday 25th December 2007
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sheesh!!!! what is wrong with you guys in here???? why on earth can't someone put a good old set 'o 20's on a merc???? anyone would think we're in Germany!!!!!!

Funk

26,579 posts

216 months

Tuesday 25th December 2007
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sideways dan said:
sheesh!!!! what is wrong with you guys in here???? why on earth can't someone put a good old set 'o 20's on a merc???? anyone would think we're in Germany!!!!!!
If'd I'd understood the OP, then I would've taken the piss about that too.

phumy

5,743 posts

244 months

Tuesday 25th December 2007
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d4rcy24uk said:
225 35 20 stead a 45 35 20 an my mercs on 20s now
Can anyone explain exactly what that means in plain English, I think i get the bit about he now has 20" wheels on his Mercedes but whats all the numbers about?

Confusion, sorry i am 52 and not into this "new speak on the bollock"


Hooli

32,278 posts

207 months

Tuesday 25th December 2007
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phumy said:
d4rcy24uk said:
225 35 20 stead a 45 35 20 an my mercs on 20s now
Can anyone explain exactly what that means in plain English, I think i get the bit about he now has 20" wheels on his Mercedes but whats all the numbers about?

Confusion, sorry i am 52 and not into this "new speak on the bollock"
im guessing but i think it means i used to have 245/35R20s on my merc & i've now changed them to 225/35R20. however if the OP cant communicate better then that how are we ment to know?

d4rcy24uk

Original Poster:

33 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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ha ha ha listen to u guys..bless im 24 driving a MANUAL 2.8 weream sure ur al in fany autos but hay who am i to judge.think u guys are a little pathetic but its funny to read all ur geeky comments lol..go get ur tea an biscuits an live ur boring life as i hav fun an spend al my money..

d4rcy24uk

Original Poster:

33 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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holli lol bless u guys r so sweet

Funk

26,579 posts

216 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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d4rcy24uk said:
ha ha ha listen to u guys..bless im 24 driving a MANUAL 2.8 weream sure ur al in fany autos but hay who am i to judge.think u guys are a little pathetic but its funny to read all ur geeky comments lol..go get ur tea an biscuits an live ur boring life as i hav fun an spend al my money..
Let me have a crack at a translation:

"Gee, listen to you fellows joshing with me! I'm 24 years old, I drive a manual version of the 2.8. I'm sure none of you fine gents would ever deign to stir your own gearboxes; automatics all the way for you, methinks! However, I shall not think ill of you for this. I must say though, I find your sense of humour to be abstract and unusual in a way I don't comprehend. Mind you, it is awfully amusing to peruse your clever, witty and infomed banter, even if I don't understand it all! I dare say you'll be off for afternoon tea and biscuits at the club later on, perhaps a game of bridge or two? I personally would find that a mite tiresome. I'll be off spending money on pointless modifications to my car that don't fit (I have a small problem getting the wheel to clear the suspension components!) and will utterly destroy the ride and handling of my car! Tally-ho!"

Yes. That's it. You illiterate plank.

Edited by Funk on Thursday 27th December 19:47

tybo

2,284 posts

224 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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Funk said:
d4rcy24uk said:
ha ha ha listen to u guys..bless im 24 driving a MANUAL 2.8 weream sure ur al in fany autos but hay who am i to judge.think u guys are a little pathetic but its funny to read all ur geeky comments lol..go get ur tea an biscuits an live ur boring life as i hav fun an spend al my money..
Let me have a crack at a translation:

"Gee, listen to you fellows joshing with me! I'm 24 years old, I drive a manual version of the 2.8. I'm sure none of you fine gents would ever deign to stir your own gearboxes; automatics all the way for you, methinks! However, I shall not think ill of you for this. I must say though, I find your sense of humour to be abstract and unusual in a way I don't comprehend. Mind you, it is awfully amusing to peruse your clever, witty and infomed banter, even if I don't understand it all! I dare say you'll be off for afternoon tea and biscuits at the club later on, perhaps a game of bridge or two? I personally would find that a mite tiresome. I'll be off spending money on pointless modifications to my car that don't fit (I have a small problem getting the wheel to clear the suspension components!) and will utterly destroy the ride and handling of my car! Tally-ho!"

Yes. That's it. You illiterate plank.

Edited by Funk on Thursday 27th December 19:47
rofl

Hooli

32,278 posts

207 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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tybo said:
Funk said:
d4rcy24uk said:
ha ha ha listen to u guys..bless im 24 driving a MANUAL 2.8 weream sure ur al in fany autos but hay who am i to judge.think u guys are a little pathetic but its funny to read all ur geeky comments lol..go get ur tea an biscuits an live ur boring life as i hav fun an spend al my money..
Let me have a crack at a translation:

"Gee, listen to you fellows joshing with me! I'm 24 years old, I drive a manual version of the 2.8. I'm sure none of you fine gents would ever deign to stir your own gearboxes; automatics all the way for you, methinks! However, I shall not think ill of you for this. I must say though, I find your sense of humour to be abstract and unusual in a way I don't comprehend. Mind you, it is awfully amusing to peruse your clever, witty and infomed banter, even if I don't understand it all! I dare say you'll be off for afternoon tea and biscuits at the club later on, perhaps a game of bridge or two? I personally would find that a mite tiresome. I'll be off spending money on pointless modifications to my car that don't fit (I have a small problem getting the wheel to clear the suspension components!) and will utterly destroy the ride and handling of my car! Tally-ho!"

Yes. That's it. You illiterate plank.

Edited by Funk on Thursday 27th December 19:47
rofl
have another rofl

can i add a PS?

being able to comm-uni-cate (yes its a word with vowels, ever heard of them?) tends to help on a forum.


what worries me is someone who obviously cant communicate in any meaningful way can afford a merc 2.8. benefits gone up again?

d4rcy24uk

Original Poster:

33 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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touchy old men..the wheels lok great ..and if you care to read carfully i hav writen that i hav changed my tyres not my suspension..pointles mods? yer i agree ur car must look so much beter on its standered plan alloys...u must get al the attention! go to bed old men ur getin angry dont want u poping a vain..night big kiss

Funk

26,579 posts

216 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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d4rcy24uk said:
touchy old men..the wheels lok great ..and if you care to read carfully i hav writen that i hav changed my tyres not my suspension..pointles mods? yer i agree ur car must look so much beter on its standered plan alloys...u must get al the attention! go to bed old men ur getin angry dont want u poping a vain..night big kiss
Oh sweet lordy. 'd4rcy', I'm 28. I can type properly. It isn't difficult. Personally I think your wheels look shit, but there we go. My car's on standard alloys, but seeing as they're already 18" I didn't think I'd bother changing them. Additionally, I actually rather like them.

Besides, I'd rather take my ST over your 'Pimp-My-Ride-Speshul' any day of the week. You wouldn't see which way I went mate, and the car probably gets more attention than a Mercedes Execu-barge does.

tybo

2,284 posts

224 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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d4rcy24uk said:
touchy old men..the wheels lok great ..and if you care to read carfully i hav writen that i hav changed my tyres not my suspension..pointles mods? yer i agree ur car must look so much beter on its standered plan alloys...u must get al the attention! go to bed old men ur getin angry dont want u poping a vain..night big kiss
shout Funk...care to translate ? hehe

900T-R

20,405 posts

264 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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Hooli said:
what worries me is someone who obviously cant communicate in any meaningful way can afford a merc 2.8. benefits gone up again?
Hmmm, it's an M-reg ex-minicab so at a WAG the setback will have barely run into four figures. But 2.8 K 'worth' of Kahns? Or did the OP nick them off some footballer? hehe

to the OP: nice to know you've 'wet urself' laughing over 'my car'. Please refrain from abusing the PM facility again. Oh, and I have four cars so you could have been a bit more specific... .

d4rcy24uk

Original Poster:

33 posts

206 months

Thursday 27th December 2007
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my alloys are 20inch not 18 u have not seen the pic of them the ones on my car are old 18 inch....st ??is that ford yer sure it is im guna tak a guess at near 200 bhp ford did wel with cosworth but kinda fel apart after that so 200bhp max then im guna say its guna top out at wat say 140mph at a push.. if u had taken time to realise the performance of my merc be for u put it down you would have seen its 210bph an flat out at 156mph on the clock.so i think ur pritty st would b strugling hunny.i get the felling that u r the big penis an tybo an holli are ur balls??by the way u reply an they join in sayin how great u are..wel il let u three carry on replyin putin my shit old merc on shit alloys i wasted al my money on.u hav fun putin me down lads xx