Audi S4 Avant wanted - anyone consider p/ex on Porsche 993?

[drybeer]

Hi.
I used to own a MINT S4 Avant, and miss it dearly...





But currently have a Porsche 993 Carrera Coupe...


Does anyone have an S4 Avant they want to sell?

Preferably Nogaro Blue, recaros, sunroof, BOSE, sat nav + TV, 6CD, and more spec!!

I'm selling the 993, so will buy one in time or someone out there might fancy a trade!

Cheers,

Andrew.

[nail_it]

Blimmey....how many threads are you going to start to sell your Porsche?

Too many miles on the clock and the wrong colour for me

[drybeer]

nail_it said:

Blimmey....how many threads are you going to start to sell your Porsche?

Too many miles on the clock and the wrong colour for me

No - you missunderstand me!!!

I want to find something to buy!!

[nail_it]

drybeer said:

No - you missunderstand me!!!

I want to find something to buy!!

Nice try .....and bumps the thread for ya

[drybeer]

nail_it said:

drybeer said:

No - you missunderstand me!!!

I want to find something to buy!!

Nice try .....and bumps the thread for ya

Alright. I'll shut up from now then

At least on the Porsche forum people help you out...

Not slate your thread...

[nail_it]

drybeer said:

Not slate your thread...

Oh dear...sense of humour bypass
Was not slating your thread, just teasing you.
Plus helping you draw attention to your plight.

and the porsche is not my colour, sorry, as i'm currently looking to buy similar

[drybeer]

nail_it said:

drybeer said:

Not slate your thread...

Oh dear...sense of humour bypass
Was not slating your thread, just teasing you.
Plus helping you draw attention to your plight.

and the porsche is not my colour, sorry, as i'm currently looking to buy similar

Oh dear you don't get my dry sense of humour...

But thanks for the banter...

And yes you're right it's helping keep this at the top of the Audi page!

Anyone else waht to join in?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH POLAR SILVER AND CLASSIS GREY LEATHER ANYWAY?

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drybeer said:

And yes you're right it's helping keep this at the top of the Audi page!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH POLAR SILVER AND CLASSIS GREY LEATHER ANYWAY?

Typical Audi Car Exec....can't make up his mind between an Audi S4 or a Porsche

And Polar Silver is played out, for me anyway.

am i helping?

[drybeer]

Got to admit I wish it was Audi Nogaro Blue pearl effect!!

However I've grown to like Polar Silver, and my wife hates Nogaro Blue...

[nail_it]

drybeer said:

Got to admit I wish it was Audi Nogaro Blue pearl effect!!

However I've grown to like Polar Silver, and my wife hates Nogaro Blue...

Nogaro Blue Pearl

Have grown out of love with Polar Silver some years back & grey interior i'm not keen on.
And nooooo...I do not want a red Porsche either before you get started
Colour & interior i'm very specific, always have been.

I'll just have to keeping hunting

[drybeer]

nail_it said:

Nogaro Blue Pearl

Have grown out of love with Polar Silver some years back & grey interior i'm not keen on.
And nooooo...I do not want a red Porsche either before you get started
Colour & interior i'm very specific, always have been.

I'll just have to keeping hunting

Could always get it repainted for you...

I've got some hammerite in the shed...

DON'T LET ON IT'S THE GREEN STUFF FOR GARDEN BENCHES

[nail_it]

Wow...you'll do that?
Green bench paint?
I'm impressed
Errr......won't your benches suffer without a spring freshen up?
Must admit that's better than the last Audi Exec that I bought 2 cars from, then offered to sell me his pink Porsche!

Off to check wardrobe to see if hammerite green will match. Detail soooo important

[drybeer]

nail_it said:

Wow...you'll do that?
Green bench paint?
I'm impressed
Errr......won't your benches suffer without a spring freshen up?
Must admit that's better than the last Audi Exec that I bought 2 cars from, then offered to sell me his pink Porsche!

Off to check wardrobe to see if hammerite green will match. Detail soooo important

You'll appreciate I won't actually put brush to Porsche without a suitable deposit, say £17,500.

(that old joke about the irish painter turning up at the lady's house springs to mind...

"Yes I'll pay you to paint the Porch black" says the old dear.

"Right you are" says Sheamus...

and when he's finished he comes to the door for his money...

"I'm finished - and it wasn't a Porch - it was a Ferrari!"


But hey, at least I'm trying!

And the benches in green are SO last season girlfriend!!

This season the new patio furniture is tents!!

Please afix your own joke the back of a postcard and send to :

Blackmail,
Behind the Cistern,
The Toilets,
Railways Station,
Ullapool,
Scotland.

Edited by drybeer on Friday 2nd March 23:38

[drybeer]

Now sold Porsche - the search for an S4 or RS4 is on!!!


Any sellers who have not yet advertised in Classifieds?

[nail_it]

drybeer said:

Now sold Porsche - the search for an S4 or RS4 is on!!!


Any sellers who have not yet advertised in Classifieds?

Good work....well done.
Was just going to post up your porsche advert to bump the thread for you

Sorry, can't help on the RS4 cos if I find one I will be keeping it as I'm having little luck on the porsche hunt.

[drybeer]

Schweinhund!!!

Think I've found one - I'll keep to myself then!!

[nail_it]

War is it?
I have my grandad's WW1 tin hat....so I'm not scared

Sigh......should have mentioned I'm not looking for an Avant but saloon or maybe cab if the roof cams haven't previously played up on it.
Been caught out before with family loading up until the rear is scuffing the tarmac & the front end pointing to the sky!
So, will happily had over any decent Avant's I find......for a sensible fee, of course.

ps Don't give up on the your excellent input on the audi/vw forum. For my money you have brought a piece of fresh air to it & your knowledge is spot on

[drybeer]

Only thing I would say is that the saloon, while a bit quicker and lighter on its feet than the Avant due to less weight and stiffer shell is useless to me!!

I know some people think the estate is a bit "grey carpet slippers" old man-ish,

But I don't get on well with saloons.

Anyway.

Do you want a 2.7 Bi-turbo or a 4.2 - I'll keep my eyes open...

Just keep that tin helmet below the parapets, incase some sniper gets you!

THANKS FOR COMPLIMENTS - LIKEWISE YOURSELF AT LEAST UNTIL YOU PROVE OTHERWISE...

[nail_it]

You men and your Avant's, it's just all about size isn't it

OK...4.2 is my choice & I'll leave you to play with the bi-turbo's.
Keep me posted of any good possibles while I shuffle off to earn the dosh.

ps keeping the tin hat company with some ammo alongside

[drybeer]

Dammit.

My car does not go until Friday, and the one I wanted to buy on Saturday has just sold!!!

DAMMIT!!


So I'm still looking for an S4 Avant or RS4 Avant with a GOOD SPEC, i.e. recaros, sunroof, satnav of possible, BOSE, and pref. Nogaro Blue / Avus Silver / Ebony Black / Maybe Ming Blue...

S4 can be 2.7 or 4.2...

Budget up to 18000 ideally.