Alarm/Central locking
Discussion
Something wrong when alarming the car the drivers side door wont lock, even more confusing is that when you sit inside the car and open the door its fine. Any clues?
Gimp (has anyone a clue on the below as well?)
Can anyone help, recently had my purge valve(carbon canister) replaced as an annoying noise from the fuel tank was worring me.
Now the noise has gone, but a smell of petrol is coming through to the cabin whilst driving and its strong, does anyone know why?? It never happened before hand.
98 450 Chim
Gimp (has anyone a clue on the below as well?)
Can anyone help, recently had my purge valve(carbon canister) replaced as an annoying noise from the fuel tank was worring me.
Now the noise has gone, but a smell of petrol is coming through to the cabin whilst driving and its strong, does anyone know why?? It never happened before hand.
98 450 Chim
Cheers trev, what about the door lock/central loccking???? Check this out:
A coach load of Scousers goes screaming into a sharp bend on an icy night and every one dies.
At the golden gates to heaven St. Peter opens one gate and is horrified to see 40 of Liverpool's best wanting to come in.
"I can't just let you in, I've got to check with the boss" and goes to check with God. Imagining halos being used as frisbees, angels with missing wings
and worse he sends St. Peter back saying "send 'em all back but if you must,let the first 5 in.
Ten minutes later St. Peter returns panicking "God,
They've gone!!" "What, all forty?" "No. The gates!"
A coach load of Scousers goes screaming into a sharp bend on an icy night and every one dies.
At the golden gates to heaven St. Peter opens one gate and is horrified to see 40 of Liverpool's best wanting to come in.
"I can't just let you in, I've got to check with the boss" and goes to check with God. Imagining halos being used as frisbees, angels with missing wings
and worse he sends St. Peter back saying "send 'em all back but if you must,let the first 5 in.
Ten minutes later St. Peter returns panicking "God,
They've gone!!" "What, all forty?" "No. The gates!"
And another:
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher,
and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said,
"He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher,
and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?"
Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought the group back to
show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather
perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with a
metal hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For ****'s
sake, you ****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!"
Bo
show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather
perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with a
metal hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed, "For ****'s
sake, you ****, it's twenty to two in the ****ing morning!!"
Bo
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