just received this from Chrysler

just received this from Chrysler

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Viper

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10,005 posts

280 months

Wednesday 7th April 2004
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on the launch of the SRT/10 in Europe, only German handbooks are been printed to save costs so please get used to the technical terms:


1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators

2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Bonnet

3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4) Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5) Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6) Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7) Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8) Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Wipers

9) Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10) Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway Code

11) Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12) Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13) Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14) Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15) Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident


(no offence to our german readers)





vprman

420 posts

250 months

Wednesday 7th April 2004
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Did you stay up all last night to think about this!!!
You realy should get out more

ViperGTS99

393 posts

251 months

Wednesday 7th April 2004
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mucho talento!

li'l pugs

1,323 posts

266 months

Wednesday 7th April 2004
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Viper said:
on the launch of the SRT/10 in Europe, only German handbooks are been printed to save costs so please get used to the technical terms:


1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators

2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Bonnet

3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4) Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5) Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6) Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7) Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8) Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Wipers

9) Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10) Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway Code

11) Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12) Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13) Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14) Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15) Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident


(no offence to our german readers)








Looks exactly like the manual for my BMW, except that number 1 isn't there in the BMW manual !!

viperdave

5,572 posts

260 months

Wednesday 7th April 2004
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Viper said:
on the launch of the SRT/10 in Europe, only German handbooks are been printed to save costs so please get used to the technical terms:


1) Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Indicators

2) Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Bonnet

3) Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4) Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5) Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6) Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7) Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8) Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Wipers

9) Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10) Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway Code

11) Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12) Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13) Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14) Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15) Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident


(no offence to our german readers)









z064life

1,926 posts

255 months

Friday 9th April 2004
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Chrysler really are tight. Printing one type of manual to save costs. But I suppose DC need a cost-cutting plan and this is a part of it.

SRT-10 in Europe? Why can't they make a Viper coupe in the same style as the GTS-R concept on this site - same exterior and interior. That's what everyone is crying out for on the VCA and ViperAlley.

Viper

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10,005 posts

280 months

Friday 9th April 2004
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I'll let the german manual go, only if they produce a CC for the road

te51cle

2,342 posts

255 months

Sunday 11th April 2004
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I probably laughed more than I should have because when I bought my 'vette new from an official UK dealer (who shall be nameless) the manual actually did turn up in German !